Rose @ umbraroze @lemmy.world Posts 60Comments 464Joined 1 yr. ago
Turtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."
What are the major world news that you got from weird sources (and maybe wish you had heard first from legit news sources)?
Crusader Kings II illustrates a historical fact: even in the middle ages, even if you were a king, all you could ultimately do was to just say "Ok" when young family members did weird shit.
Pancake Tortoises have a fairly flat shell structure (hence the name). They like to go in rock crevices and enjoy the radiating heat. This buddy here seems to go "Awww yeah. Waffle iron mode, babyyy."
They were first recorded in the dawn of history. They are well recorded in the modern days. And mark my words: they shall outlive us.
Oh no. This buddy just heard about the Plumber Brothers and what they've been doing for the past 40+ years.
Happy World Turtle Day! One of my favourite turtle-releated software development things is that Firefox console will show a little turtle icon on slow requests. Picture also related.
People keep telling me that Nuon is probably the most obscure video game platform ever created. Oh, they've not heard how the greybeards entertain themselves.
On an open, straight road, a giant tortoise can actually hit quite reasonable speed.