This guy is so unhinged I love him, he tried to convince LDS people to take acid and love nature
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My dad is such a fucking moron, he wasn't paying attention driving (he never does) and went up over a curb and ripped his front bumper off.
Silly first world problem: how do I stop my water glass from sweating in the heat and dripping all over me when I take a sip?
My local police department is very upset with me since I changed my voicemail greeting to "KILL THE BOER - KILL THE FARMER - BRRRAP POW POW!"
Matt Stone and Trey Parker both arrested by SEAL Team Six during daring overnight raid on Colorado home.
French president Macron sues right-wing podcaster over claim France's first lady was born male
We're T-Minus One Week from alien disclosure to cover up the Epstein story...but I already have the picture of one of the aliens. Click for more, if you're brave...
You think there's any meemaws or pep peps left who're holding the bag for QAnon or is that shit dead in the water?
Again, asking Dystopian Films to please stop being documentaries of life in 2025.
Malaysians protest the appointment of "alpha male" Nick Adams as US ambassador to Malaysia due to his Islamophobic and pro-Israel stamces
American AI: Strawberry diaper cat goes on a killing spree and poisons cat dad. Japanese AI: Nyankochin does chores around the house and rips it's pants.
Sorry sorry!