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radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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Satire will never recover from this

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  • but anyway I can say nuclear or even nuc-u-lar with a hard u, because I am a physicist. It's our word!

    • Satire will never recover from this

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  • He's done this before, I believe in the 2020 campaign. There was some rally where he was talking about energy stuff and he just start saying "they don't want me to say the n-word. Should I say it?" and his supporters at the rally just suddenly get really excited and hootin' and hollerin' before he says nuclear and everyone seemed a bit disappointed.

    • What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes, he sells cheese burgers?

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  • No, I don't think that would work. But if you had a thief that focused on exclusively stealing burgers, that would make the burgers look more appealing. I think that has legs.

    • Moody's downgraded the United Sates' credit rating for the first time in history citing unsustainable path for US federal debt and its resulting interest burden.

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  • I have no doubt Trump is having people look into some way to tariff individual companies and people. But if that fails, there is always ICE and CECOT.

    • If "Gooner" was an RPG class, what would be it's attributes?

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  • It would be a CON focused class that would get the ability "enduring attack" at level 5, which allows damage from an attack to continue every turn as a spell concentration. They also can use the "disguise self" spell on others to make them more attractive as a twice a day ability after level 2 and get an extra use of "Second Wind" every 2 levels as their refractory period gets better.

    • I used to think the "Sistine Chapel" was the "Sixteenth Chapel", because I thought Catholics numbered their churches.

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  • It is actually the cover up because Michelangelo messed up the painting of the previous 15 chapels and had to throw them out.

    • Is it wrong that I think the American public would side with the police even if they started openly gunning down protestors?

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  • I mean, a significant amount of conservatives supported the Kent State shootings, things have only gotten worse and more divided since that.

    • I cannot jork

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  • I have no dick and I must jork

    • Hexbear Hebben Een Serieus Gooning Probleem

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  • Sorry, ik hoorde dat je wilde goon. Maar blanke genocide is geen echt probleem, Boeren zijn nep-Nederlanders en vormen geen echte etniciteit die slachtoffer kan worden van genocide.

    • Trying to win arguments by calling people bots to their face.

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  • Though, I think I remember that as well. They were arguing with a really deranged boomer lib, and said lib ran out of other talking points.

    • Trying to win arguments by calling people bots to their face.

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  • Did they say whether they were a Terminator or a Cylon?

    • Caption this.

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  • you heard of New South Wales, now New South Scotland just dropped. Brought to you by the British Empire.

    • Who the fuck are these dweebs?

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  • It's my DND party. From left to right that is the sorcerer, cleric, paladin, fighter, and ranger.

    • The Church of Scientology has filed for bankruptcy

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  • Melina has filed for bankruptcy.

    • Caption this. Wrong answers only.

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  • Wrong answers only!

    • Trump surgeon general pick, Casey Means, praised unproven psychedelic therapy, said mushrooms helped her find love. She's also pro raw milk. [More inside.]

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    • Caption this. Wrong answers only.

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  • He is one of the Uyghurs that China is persecuting.

    • ACAB includes this bear

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  • Look at this non-dope bear.

    • always sunny is funny but do remember, there is no "danny devito"

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  • There was a historical Danny Devito, but his teachings were lost to time. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was filmed almost a century after his death, based on an oral tradition repeating his bits, and we know that those bits have changed over that time and bear little relation to what the Historical Devito taught.

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  • Sorry, I listened to the Remember Shuffle episode today on the Iraq War and followed it up with several Blowback episodes, so this is what is currently on my mind.