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radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them] @ radio_free_asgarthr @hexbear.net
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Check out this spider with a simian-like face.

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  • Cool, I've heard about spider monkeys.

    • "I don’t drink out of a straw, brother..."

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  • why are you using a straw? To avoid messing your lipstick?

    • wtf, Brace

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  • The true patron saint of posting.

    • Kamala might run for governor of California. [More inside]

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  • Wow, a Republican might actually win a normal governor election in California.

    • the cishets are at it again

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  • I am actually more of a phi

    • what's the best temperature of water to drink?

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  • room temp. Easy to drink, easy to store.

    • personally I think biden should stop having ass cancer

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  • The vast majority of Americans don't currently have ass cancer. It is very unrelatable and elitist.

    • [CW: SA. Bodily Fluids.] The pizza isnt even good.

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  • The entire theme, decor, and premise of their marketing is "what if cowboys, but those cowboys ate pizza and fried chicken"

    • oof

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  • Now I am waiting to see a TV show where a foil, first edition, original print charzard is listed as an ancestral heirloom.

    • [CW: SA. Bodily Fluids.] The pizza isnt even good.

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  • checking back in. I haven't been able to find the exact relation to my guy. But most of the family is small business tyrants. I think my guy might be a nephew of Lawrence. The former Cowboys player Leighton Vander Esch is closely related to both of them. Leighton's dad is Lawrence's cousin and was arrested for domestic violence with his second wife and first wife was murdered (possibly by him, but still unsolved). Crazy family

    edit: also, my guy became a volunteer high school coach, so...

    • [CW: SA. Bodily Fluids.] The pizza isnt even good.

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  • Wow, I might have worked under a member of his extended family. The owner of the local pizza ranch had the same last name and bought a bunch of other local businesses in the area, making him eventually become my boss... I guess I need to start doing more research on this specific pedophile.

    • I feel like this is relevant once again

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  • Listen Mac, I was once doing an interfaith dialog with Scranton's Rabbi Skippy Rosenbaum. He said "Joe, you're one of them catholic fellows. I am... am.. the... the not eating ham types. But we still worship the same big man upstairs!" That's why I can fill the shoes of that Barack Hussein!

    • I'm Cassian Andor AMA

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  • I'm Assian Candor

    • thirst quencher

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  • Literally the most

    brewing company

    • "As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage)

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  • Now, I am just imagining a gay guy using pickup lines that sound like ad reads.

    "You ever consider dick? It's sleek, stylish, functional and locally available. Try sucking dick today!"

    • "As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated" (CW: misogyny, psychic damage)

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  • Just make more heat tolerant sperm. Next question.

    • The New York Times Really Asked Ms. Rachel If She's Paid By Hamas

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  • Ja, ve all know dat the Palestinians are not human. Sind Sie paid by Hamas? Why would you think that Palastinians are human enough to be victims of war crimes otherwise?

    • What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes, he sells cheese burgers?

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  • Okay, but it would also round things out if there was a person, that is also a burger! And, hear me out, that person was in local government, just for more burger representation.

    • Satire will never recover from this

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  • but anyway I can say nuclear or even nuc-u-lar with a hard u, because I am a physicist. It's our word!

    • Satire will never recover from this

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  • He's done this before, I believe in the 2020 campaign. There was some rally where he was talking about energy stuff and he just start saying "they don't want me to say the n-word. Should I say it?" and his supporters at the rally just suddenly get really excited and hootin' and hollerin' before he says nuclear and everyone seemed a bit disappointed.