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A love story

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  • Holy fuck this is obnoxious.

  • Yeah, that would be something to see a professional about, I think.

  • That shit is trippy as fuck to me, and not in a good way. More of a Twilight Zone sorta way.

    I took Bupropion exactly once, and that day happened to coincide with the day of a first date. There was not a second date. I'd say something to her, but it wasn't me, it was the "me" who was standing about three feet in front of me. I swear to Cotton Eyed Joe I could see the back of my own fucking head.

  • Needs a column for "makes you feel like you are Being John Malkoviching as you linger behind your own eyes and watch another version of yourself interact with the world while being confused about who is actually controlling your vessel", and put Bupropion at a 12.

  • Reminds me of "Shrimp cereal Topanga husband is a MeToo milkshake duck." You have to be aware of five different pieces of pop culture and meme culture knowledge for it to make sense.

  • My friend/ex. We dated for a few months nine years ago before they moved to Portland. Then I moved to Portland last summer, and we get together once a week or so to hang, try new restaurants, play board games, cuddle and chat. Is nice. ๐Ÿ˜Š

  • As an xennial, I guess I'm middling.

  • Just commenting to say that Zzyzx is the password I use to lock the diagnostic math test we use at the middle school where I teach. I still remember passing by that road sign on the way to Vegas from LA and doing a triple take.

  • "CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT."

  • You don't have to go cold turkey. Just shop at websites that don't say "Amazon" in the URL

  • That's not a boycott. That's waiting until payday to shop.

    There needs to be a succinct way to say "Never shop Amazon again if possible. If you absolutely have no other option, don't do it March 7-14."

  • Duplicitous Orange Guy Expires

  • "Well, I think what the president was trying to say was..."

    I stopped watching/listening to all mainstream media because of this. Because I am so god damned tired of talking heads trying to find sense in whatever that syphilis-infested brain of his vomits out of his chapped orange lips. It's like trying to discuss the symbolism of the "art" that a chimpanzee flung onto a zoo observation window.

  • It's the heart-shaped sunglasses that are really sending me*.

    *to the hospital with an aneurysm

  • Yeah, that was kind of a layup.

  • You shut your god damned accurate mouth.

  • I sincerely doubt they were "barely breaking even". That was just trying to save face. And the email was sent to employees "this month", and before his open display of hatred, I'd imagine, after which there has been an even bjgger Xodus.

    I'd bet dollars to doorknobs that the end of the line for Twitter is just around the corner.