The fewer devices listening in on me, the better.

And do they look like they still have a viable business model?

Ah yes, the good ol' pivot to video. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pivot_to_video

It should be publicly-funded, like infrastructure. Having a video sharing platform is clearly very important, but I don't think there are any companies that are both capable of running it and trustworthy enough to do so.

The Saturn managed to do well in Japan after a soft relaunch with a new marketing campaign

Every platform wants to be every other platform nowadays

Do they want me to watch fewer videos?

The only game Nintendo's charged $70 for so far is Tears of the Kingdom, which your description doesn't match at all

Not everyone has the same use case as you.

Using Windows is an exercise is masochism. That's why I switched to Linux

Glad I never made an account there

What did they do wrong? They're just providing value by offering consumers free pets with their food!

I think it'll be the recent past, showing how Lumiose came to be what it is in X/Y. A prequel story could do wonders for X/Y, fleshing out Lysandre with an actual backstory could make him interesting.

It was more than a reskin, with a new catching system based on Pokémon Go, but yeah, the area design was pretty much already done

Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee actually ran well, with only occasional dips. Not sure how their first Switch outing was also their most polished...

And sometimes, a game gets a patch that actually makes it worse

Rumor has it that the Switch 2 was going to be revealed this month, but got delayed. I assume this is a partner showcase because Nintendo promised third-parties a direct this month but aren't ready to show off what they're working on

I hope it goes away

The file size was why I uninstalled Tekken 7. This is going to be a pass for me.

Mighty Gunvolt Burst is a great Mega Man-style platformer