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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • It is refreshing to see the general trend of people laughing when promptbros try to paint themselves as the Wright Brothers Reborn, isn't it?

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • Personally, I'd love to see the Luddites be rehabilitated as a result of the Great Bullshit Collapse. They were just regular folks fighting for dignity in work, and it's tragic how successful the bastards have been at erasing them from history.

  • Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoft
  • Very well. We shall resume in an hour.

  • Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoft
  • Very well. We shall resume in one hour

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • New for him, I'd wager, but I think ESR is treading a well-worn path: i.e. a huge weirdo gets himself in trouble but then finds favor with terrible people, and ultimately suffers from audience capture.

    Edit: I was wrong, it's not new (hat tip to @Soyweiser)

  • Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoft
  • Being so aggressively mid will frequently get you the mean.

    Edit: Before you pedantically argue that the median != mean, I'd suggest that your posts plainly fall on the normal curve because they are all typically boring, standard deviations.

  • Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoft
  • Fun fact: The Sea Lion is officially 10 years old!

    https://wondermark.com/c/1062/

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • I wonder if Adobe has considered cooling their new data centers with liquid nitrogen?

    Cold is key to successful turd polishing.

  • Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoft
  • induncetive

    I would argue that it is exactly in-dunce-itive reasoning

  • Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoft
  • This is the Bad Place!

  • Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoft
  • Excuse me, I need a lie down...

    Edit: How open is this to abuse you may ask? Imagine yourself to be an evil person, such as a chickenshit conflict-averse MBA-holding manger. If you need to get rid of an employee, then feed their Connect form through the nondeterministic bullshit machine repeatedly until it gives you an excuse. It's the perfect accountability sink + employee disposal. Employee argues? They're failing to apply the growth mindset.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • The fractal border between reality and bullshit, in a nutshell.

    Wolfram refers incessantly to his “discovery” that simple rules can produce complex results.

  • so sorry! your GPT is in another castle
  • Speculation about OpenAI: edgy or edging?

  • JD Vance outs himself as an SSCer, SSCers react
  • Ya know, we used to joke about Ted Cruz being an alien and recording the shape of people's skulls, as if that were unusual.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • Cursed .gov link:

    https://www.state.gov/secretary-antony-j-blinken-at-the-advancing-sustainable-development-through-safe-secure-and-trustworthy-ai-event/

    TL;DR: Our main characters have bilked a very credulous US State Department. 100 Million tax dollars will now be converted into entropy. There will also be committees.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • yikes, good call! I couldn't get past the Borderlands 2 vibes, but you're right.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • Right? At least it the knife missile does what it says on the tin.

    Apologies in advance for the Rick and Morty reference, but Artisan seems to be roughly congruent to "Simple Rick" candy bars.

    The (poorly executed) distillation of the life's work of actually talented and interesting people, sold as a direct replacement, to fill a void that the customer doesn't even know exists.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • I thought the Raytheon ads for tanks and knife missiles in the Huntsville, AL airport were bad, but this takes the whole goddamn cake.

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
  • Go home Coursera, you're drunk.

    Want to get even better results with GenAI? The new Google Prompting Essentials course will teach you 5 easy steps to write effective prompts for consistent, useful results.

    Note: Got an email ad from Coursera. I had to highlight the message because the email's text was white-on-white.

    How the chicken fried fuck does anyone make a course about "prompt engineering"? It's like seeing a weird sports guy systematize his pregame rituals and then sell a course on it.

    Step 1: Grow a beard, preferably one like that Leonidas guy in 300.

    Step 2: If your team wins, never wash those clothes, and be sure to wear those clothes every game day. That's not stank, that's the luck diffusing out into the universe.

    Step 3: Use the force to make the ball go where it needs to go. Also use it to scatter and confuse the opposition.

    Step 4: Ask God(s) to intervene, he/she/they love(s) your team more!

    Step 5: Change allegiance to a better team if things go downhill, because that means your current team has lost the Mandate of Heaven.

    That will be $200 please.

  • Salesforce invites a horse into the hospital
    sfstandard.com Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

    "Let me get this straight," he said. "You're hosting a 'future of AI' event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?"

    Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

    John Mulaney gets paid by prompt fondlers to tell jokes at a party. He spends 45 minutes telling them that they are idiots, which is nice.

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    Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets
    gizmodo.com Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

    In a questionable new trend, supermarkets in the South now seem to be selling bullets right out of a dispenser.

    Oklahoma, Alabama Now Have AI-Powered Vending Machines That Sell Bullets

    When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

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