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- Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 10th November 2024
Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
> The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > > Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
- Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 7 July 2024
Need to make a primal scream without gathering footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh facts of Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
> The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > >Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
- Elon is constructing a texas compound to trap, err, I mean, house his ex wives and children
Didn’t see this news posted but please link previous correspondence if I missed it.
https://archive.is/XwbY0
- Where's Your Ed At- The Cult of Microsoftwww.wheresyoured.at The Cult of Microsoft
At the core of Microsoft, a three-trillion-dollar hardware and software company, lies a kind of social poison — an ill-defined, cult-like pseudo-scientific concept called 'The Growth Mindset" that drives company decision-making in everything from how products are sold, to how your on-the-job perform...
Spooky stuff that helps explain a lot of the dysfunction flowing out from Microsoft.
- Pivot to AI? Get in loser, we’re going quantumpivot-to-ai.com Pivot to AI? Get in loser, we’re going quantum
In the desperate search for a new hype, tech investors have been trying for a while to position quantum computing as the next big bubble after crypto and AI. In today’s example, quantum services st…
- SEO spammer behind AI-faked Dublin Halloween parade talks to Wiredpivot-to-ai.com SEO spammer behind AI-faked Dublin Halloween parade talks to Wired
Thousands turned out in Dublin, Ireland, on Thursday night for a huge Halloween parade! Lots of excitement on social media! [My Spirit Halloween, archive] Except there was no parade. The entire eve…
- Zuckerberg: The AI Slop Will Continue Until Morale Improveswww.404media.co Zuckerberg: The AI Slop Will Continue Until Morale Improves
"I think we’re going to add a whole new category of content, which is AI generated."
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21495118
> In a quarterly earnings call that was overwhelmingly about AI and Meta’s plans for it, Zuckerberg said that new, AI-generated feeds are likely to come to Facebook and other Meta platforms. Zuckerberg said he is excited for the “opportunity for AI to help people create content that just makes people’s feed experiences better.” Zuckerberg’s comments were first reported by Fortune. > > “I think we’re going to add a whole new category of content, which is AI generated or AI summarized content or kind of existing content pulled together by AI in some way,” he said. “And I think that that’s going to be just very exciting for the—for Facebook and Instagram and maybe Threads or other kind of Feed experiences over time.”
- Whoops! Microsoft leaves alleged AI gender detector running, years after saying they switched it offpivot-to-ai.com Whoops! Microsoft leaves alleged AI gender detector running, years after saying they switched it off
One of the great dreams of AI snake oil is a machine that will violate employment laws in a deniable black-box manner. Whether it works doesn’t actually matter. So AI keeps promising phrenology mac…
- Adobe tells artists to get with the program on NFTs, er, AIpivot-to-ai.com Adobe tells artists to get with the program on NFTs, er, AI
Taking advantage of hot trends is the next wave of growth for Adobe, said CEO Shantanu Narayen ahead of the 2021 MAX conference, speaking of the “demand” for generative AI. No wait, Narayen was say…
- so sorry! your GPT is in another castlewww.cnbc.com Microsoft CFO says OpenAI investment will cut into profit this quarter
Microsoft has invested over $13 billion in OpenAI, a bet that's weighing on the company's profitability.
- AI hot air at ‘Davos in the Desert’ with Elon Musk and SoftBank
our brains nearly fell out from the weapons grade inanity writing this one up
- Does Open Source AI really exist?tante.cc Does Open Source AI really exist?
The OSI has presented their definition of Open Source AI and a closer reading only shows that "Open Source AI" probably just isn't a thing that can exist.
With the OSI publishing their abysmal - explicitly not open source - "Open Source AI" definition I thought I'd post my argument, why it is bad and why "Open Source AI" currently probably does not exist.
- Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 3rd November 2024
Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
> The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > > Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
- OpenAI’s Whisper audio transcriber makes up hospital treatments and medicationspivot-to-ai.com OpenAI’s Whisper audio transcriber makes up hospital treatments and medications
Machine learning for audio transcription is not perfect — you always have to check the output — but it’s often good enough in practice for real work. But OpenAI sells LLMs. When you sell hammers, e…
- Kunlun’s Melodio and Mureka AI slop music — hear the audio samplespivot-to-ai.com Kunlun’s Melodio and Mureka AI slop music — hear the audio samples
If you like music even a bit, you might boggle at the idea that people would be happy with a stream of anonymous machine-generated slop. But to the music streaming business, caring which song you’r…
- How to Become an Intellectual in Silicon Valley (2021)thebaffler.com How to Become an Intellectual in Silicon Valley | Aaron Timms
You now have ideas, an all-purpose acknowledgments section, and a font. How should you present everything? “Write like you talk,” Paul Graham once said, but he forgot to add: “And talk like an asshole.”
- Whoops! Google, Copilot, Perplexity push scientific racism in search resultspivot-to-ai.com Whoops! Google, Copilot, Perplexity push scientific racism in search results
Social media these days features a whole lot of weird race and IQ graphs to support racist conspiracy theories. This stuff has long been funded and promoted by rich racists. Angela Saini’s excellen…
- US Copyright Office "frees the McFlurry" - Right to Repair Winarstechnica.com US Copyright Office “frees the McFlurry,” allowing repair of ice cream machines
Soft-serve machines get a not-quite-parfait exemption to DMCA circumvention rule.
- the enshittification of magic: the gathering
i haven't played magic the gathering in ages but i still follow it for some reason. if you're not checked in with the game, here's what's been going on in recent years: it's been enshittifying. i'm fascinated by when gacha games (which this essentially is) start putting the screws to players. here are some of the ways it's gone down
- the game used to have rigorous processes for managing balance, processes which sometimes failed spectacularly, but held up most of the time. empirically, that's pretty much gone. almost all of the cards that have ever been banned in the standard format have come from the last several years, and they printed a mechanic so broken that they errata'd it to cost more. to be clear, this is a game that is played with physical cards that the text can't be changed on. the situation was so dire that they just said "ok everyone should know, ignore the text on the cards, they are too broken the way we made them."
- they thought a bit about how the majority of their playerbase wasn't playing the somewhat competitive 1 vs 1 style the game was originally designed for. instead, most people play several person free for all formats, in particular these days a format called commander. so they've been absolutely shredding these people's wallets and ruining their games by designing rare cards specifically to end up being powerful in commander. recently they printed a commander card so busted in various formats that the former friend of mine who designed it ended up falling on his sword, writing an extremely apologetic essay about how he personally fucked up by letting it slip through.
- there's a whole much larger drama around the commander format that i haven't got the energy to go into here. the most tolerable summary is that they printed a card so ridiculous that the format dissolved and was remade under a wave of death threats when it was banned. i know that doesn't make sense, just trust me, or write your own summary of it.
- they found out that the more cards they come out with, the more cards they sell, so they've just been cranking out designs at greater and greater volume. at any given time there is a massive chunk of cards that are about to hit the shelves, and which they're 'teasing' and fomoing players about. the game is about 30 years old and they've been hitting a pace of printing something like 10% to 15% of all cards ever, every year.
- every once in a while they release joke sets, with weird or silly mechanics like having to yell things or tearing up cards. generally, these cards are not allowed in semi competitive play. well, they thought the most recent one would sell better if that wasn't the case, so they marked as many of these cards as they could as being tournament legal (but to keep the outcry tamped down, not in their standard format). one of these cards in particular, a goblin that makes you put stickers on things, was so miserable to have in tournament play that they ended up backtracking and banning all the joke cards.
- they found out they could make a big chunk of money by ditching their own setting and making cards for licensed IPs. they've been printing ever increasing numbers of cards themed around everything from the walking dead to fortnite to marvel to street fighter to spongebob, which sell like hotcakes. people who are invested in the style and theme of magic the gathering aren't super pleased. again, to placate the haters, these cards are not allowed in the standard competitive format, giving people who want to do wizard shit a refuge.
the last bullet point brings us to today: just kidding, frog boiled, you will now have captain america and kefka fighting each other at your table whether you like it or not. reactions are not entirely positive:
https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc3w97/universes_beyond_will_enter_through_standard/
something that's quite interesting to me is how few people i've seen bootlick for wizards of the coast in recent years. i've looked at reactions to other games enshittifying and always saw lots of defenders of the company in charge, with four lines of attack being most common:
- they have to put bread on the table
- whew i know this seems bad but i would be ok with it if they just gave us 2% more crumbs. it's sooooo close to the right level of abuse
- stop being poor
- bro, just vote with your dollar bro
i've been seeing very little of that in regards to mtg. some people have denied the pot was getting warmer, but mostly, people have just turned into haters. not sure why; perhaps it has to do with the small scale social aspect of magic. if you're playing marvel snap and having the blood drained out of your neck, you don't really have a group of specific people you're experiencing that in concert with; with mtg you do. it could be the strength of small scale personal ties that both keeps people invested in this game, and makes people angry at how that investment is being treated
unfortunately i don't see any reason that this anger is likely to put a stop to things. after all, arch-enshittifier facebook is still making ultrabucks, despite having destroyed its reputation on every possible level and despite constantly enraging its users. you can do horrible things to people and just coast! it works!
EDIT: this is election relevant btw https://awful.systems/comment/5086076
- Whoops! Google's reached a new level of JAQing off and decided to answer the questions instead of just leading to themarstechnica.com Google, Microsoft, and Perplexity promote scientific racism in AI search results
AI-powered search engines are surfacing deeply racist, debunked research.
> Hermansson logged in to Google and began looking up results for the IQs of different nations. When he typed in “Pakistan IQ,” rather than getting a typical list of links, Hermansson was presented with Google’s AI-powered Overviews tool, which, confusingly to him, was on by default. It gave him a definitive answer of 80.
> When he typed in “Sierra Leone IQ,” Google’s AI tool was even more specific: 45.07. The result for “Kenya IQ” was equally exact: 75.2.
Hmm, these numbers seem very low. I wonder how these scores were determined.
- Cybercheck has secured murder convictions. It appears to just run websites through a chatbotpivot-to-ai.com Cybercheck has secured murder convictions. It appears to just run websites through a chatbot
Cybercheck, from Global Intelligence, claims it can find the key evidence to nail down a case. Cybercheck reports have been involved in at least two murder convictions. Cybercheck hands the police …
- Radio Kraków fires announcers, replaces them with AI bot voicespivot-to-ai.com Radio Kraków fires announcers, replaces them with AI bot voices
Radio Kraków in Poland fired a dozen journalists from its Off channel in August. On Monday October 21, editor in chief Marcin Pulit proudly announced Off’s new format — all the voices would be thre…
- the hackernewses whining that linus is so unfair in enacting legal sanctions against the russian who works in development for bomb components are comedy gold
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41918760 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41919670 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41927838 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41929585 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41932225 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41932632
you would believe how bad these guys are at understanding basic shit
[let's see how long for this post to turn into a shooting gallery]
- Radio station uses AI to interview the ghost of a dead Nobel-winner with 3 quirky zoomers who don't exist, seems baffled people don't like itwww.pcgamer.com Radio station uses AI to interview the ghost of a dead Nobel-winner with 3 quirky zoomers who don't exist, seems baffled people don't like it
Just saying I think I could have seen that coming.
cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/18353340
- Get your Torment Nexus news from reputable journalistic outlet Know Your Meme (Character.AI Suicide Lawsuit)knowyourmeme.com Character.AI Teen Suicide Lawsuit
Character.AI Teen Suicide Lawsuit refers to a controversy and lawsuit against the user-generated artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot website Character.AI
archive of the mentioned NYT article
- Microsoft, OpenAI bribe newsrooms to please, please use their AI tools. Please?pivot-to-ai.com Microsoft, OpenAI bribe newsrooms to please, please use their AI tools. Please?
Everyone wants generative AI! They want it so much that Microsoft and OpenAI are putting up $10 million to sponsor “AI fellows” at local paper newsrooms in collaboration with the Lenfest Institute …
- Elon Musk gets his AI ideas from whatever sci-fi movie he saw lastpivot-to-ai.com Elon Musk gets his AI ideas from whatever sci-fi movie he saw last
AI is about ideas. They don’t even have to be your ideas! Blade Runner 2049, a 2017 film about an apocalyptic future, features fully autonomous AI-driven vehicles. The cars both fly through the air…
- Venture capital is having a bad time — and AI isn’t going to fix itpivot-to-ai.com Venture capital is having a bad time — and AI isn’t going to fix it
The AI bubble is substantially fueled by venture capitalists looking for a lottery ticket. They’ve dragged along big tech companies who are looking for enterprise upsells. The big techs are also VC…
- saluting our fallen comrade at TikTokwww.bbc.co.uk TikTok owner ByteDance sacks intern for sabotaging AI project
Chinese technology giant ByteDance denied reports that the incident caused more than $10m of damage.
- Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024
Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
> The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > > Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
- US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’www.theguardian.com US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’
Heliospect’s services were marketed at up to $50,000 for 100 embryos, undercover footage shows
- OpenAI and Microsoft are having relationship issuespivot-to-ai.com OpenAI and Microsoft are having relationship issues
OpenAI is a Microsoft subsidiary, one step removed to insulate Microsoft from reputational damage. Microsoft has rights to all OpenAI software and already offered to take over last year when CEO Sa…
- Mullenweg/Automattic offers a *second* round of 6mo redundancy pay in the hope of purging more dissenterswww.404media.co Employees Describe an Environment of Paranoia and Fear Inside Automattic Over WordPress Chaos
Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg made another buyout offer this week, and threatened employees who speak to the press with termination.
archive: https://archive.is/AKASQ
- Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centerspivot-to-ai.com Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers
Google has signed a deal with California startup Kairos Power for six or seven small modular reactors. The first is due in 2030 and the rest by 2035, for a total of 500 megawatts. [Google blog; pre…
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