neptune @ neptune @dmv.social

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Only joke in the book

#StarterPack

It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up

Friendzone declined

I wouldn't be caught dead on a lava planet

More at eleven

Dialectal force wielding

I have a bad feeling about this.

The force is his ally

Personal protective equipment is your last line of defense against space ships crashing on top of you

Respect your fellow starship mechanics and remember to lock out and tag machines under maintenance!

Be safe, or be unsafe. There is no try.

OSHA rules were written in blood.

Save me!

Always gotta be safe

This is not the anchorage point you are looking for

Praise be

And I forgot my acid

Rey is onboard

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