Except for the part in prophecy where Jesus is specifically described as being unattractive lol
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him." https://web.mit.edu/jywang/www/cef/Bible/NIV/NIV_Bible/ISA+53.html#:~:text=He had no beauty or,that we should desire him.&text=He was despised and rejected,and we esteemed him not.
Maybe that's why Jews don't believe him to be the messiah — he was too damn hot.
I don't see any reason to take the term "beauty" here in a modern sense. If that is the game we are playing here.
Flashback to that mustachioed Persian princess "beauty".
I dunno man, that complexion still seems a little too light.
The dog tags of his fallen enemies as armor is how what Jesus did as well
Metal as fuck, making his papa proud with that old testament vibe.
Still too woke. He was a Jedi and they were all about the … ah who am i kiding…
What jesus actually looks like:
🪦
More like: 💀
But honestly is more like: 🧚♂️
Are you all discussing how a person from a fairytale looked like?
The joke is more about Americans thinking a bronze age man in the middle east looking like a white American or European.
Chalk it up to great marketing.
Allegedly based on a portrait of a Borgia for their imaginary savior, white-washing him. Much more palatable for the xenophobic religious zealots.
In all fairness, Jesus was probably an historical figure. Everything built around his life though...
Star Wars is no fairytale! (well, actually it is)
Nuh uh
It's a historical documentary
All I’m saying is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There is someone for everyone. Somebody thought that Jesus was one super hot hunk of man meatus.
Beauty is the eye of the beer holder
Authentically stepping out of a space vehicle as wel 😹
Those are the same person.
You made Jesus.....not white? BURN THE HERETIC!!!
What show is bottom image from?
Ashoka
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Wait, why do people think Jesus look like Black Mask again?
