micnd90 [he/him,any] @ micnd90 @hexbear.net

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I don't

1. Crack open 11% alcohol IPA that taste like battery acid
2. Start cooking
3. When in doubt, pour the IPA into the meal

Perfect meal everytime

I thought we had this emoji

She's literally the de facto leader of the free world. Who else otherwise?

Wrong guy, Simone is the brother (who played for Nazio) and current Inter coach. Filippo was a better player, multiple times Champions League winner and final scorer, didn't play for Nazio, he's the coach of Pisa SC - the club that just got promoted.

Here's how you can (legally) murder anyone you don't like in 3 easy steps:

1. Steal the registration stickers from their license plate
2. Wait for them to be stopped and taken into county jail, have their car towed
3. Hope they get run over by other people when they walk out of jail

If step (3) didn't work, go back to step (1) and repeat

Child at fault for being a carnist

Remember there's a lot of Palestinians who are Christians and equally suffering in ongoing genocide, so this is the least funny hatman can do.

Like many slop lifestyle journalist, she's probably just browsing twitter on her couch and found a "lead" for an article

RT could never : "Here's how the Ukraine war made your Stroganov more expensive"

Freedom of the press baby

How is this not just a dutch bike with front basket/rack

It's the history of Tottenham

How dare you disrespect Shrek and compare him to Fetterman, when did Shrek ever advocated for genocide

If 'Merica so good, why didn't the Star and Stripes flew over the reichstag in 1945

'Meric'stanis

So bad for the Jews

This is besides the point (obviously people should never be deported for traffic infraction), but right turn on red (RTOR) which is mainly a thing in North America (US, Canada, Mexico) is idiotic. (1) it barely save any car driver time on the road, (2) contrary to popular beliefs, in modern car it doesn't save any fuel, (3) sometimes the signs are confusing, e.g. "no right turn on red except..." - which is a double negative (4) it increases risk of collision when people who are doing RTOR fail to insufficiently yield to oncoming traffic, and (5) it increases risk of collision against cyclist who are always on right side of the road.

(5) is especially jarring if a car wants to make RTOR while the cyclist wants to go straight and waiting on the traffic light to turn green. The cyclist counts as a vehicle occupying the turning lane, so a car technically is not allowed to make RTOR when a cyclist is present, but most times the cyclist just get honked at and have to yield, either go backwards or go onto the sidewalk to accommodate a car making RTOR. Alternatively, if you are a cyclist and don't want to deal with intersection that allow RTOR, then you can make a vehicular lane change onto the middle lane and cycle in the middle of the road but obviously this is also dangerous. Study have shown that adoption of RTOR increases the risk of cyclist crashes by up to 100% (e.g., twice as likely). Zador, Paul (1984). "Right-turn-on-red laws and motor vehicle crashes: A review of the literature". Accident Analysis & Prevention. 16 (4): 241–245. doi:10.1016/0001-4575(84)90019-8.

https://x.com/BrendanHartnett/status/1918279094610935970

Here is how Bernie could still win

Ghorman was French-speaking side of Switzerland. They're too rich and their clothes are too nice to be real French

Mon pretends to be gormless liberal politician, putting up performative resistance by making petitions, bills, and whipping up losing votes in the senate as a front. She's actually also funding, sheltering and raising a fully radical armed insurgent military force with jets and motherships. Bernard Sanders (I-VT) could never..