please don't smoke, it's bad for you

girlsmoke instead :3

calling him a name? it's stating a fact

Michigander detected

(or are there other states that use secretary of state?)

Half our expected lifetime was our expected lifetime back when they evolved. Teeth are doing quite well, all things considered.

Welcome back Mike!

Kurzgesagt has a nice video on vacuum decay for anyone interested

I'm a bit curious as to what time span exactly they're measuring here? Because it's not like the whole universe would die all at once. Heck, vacuum decay could have already begun somewhere. If so, it would propagate outward at the speed of light, which is quite slow compared to the size of the universe. If it's far enough away, it may never reach us at all due to the space between expanding.

In any case, this is all theoretical and may not be an actual thing that could happen at all.

climate change will do that soon enough

ok but did he do it

hmm could any of this possibly be due to the current state of politics or corporate greed or mass shootings or climate change or sexism or racism or etc etc etc?

no, surely it must be from teaching kids kindness and acceptance

if there are mirrors in hell then yeah

both :3

oh don't worry, we're gonna blow right past that target too

sᴉɥʇ ʎɐs oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ǝɯɐɔ

poisoning? damn chess players got hands

i'm definitely not normal, and i'm definitely not happy either

no, we look at other girls like that

and i'm saying it's not even bare

op somehow created a region of spacetime containing a negative quantity of cheese

not even

this one was an easy pick, though

is there a video of the performance available anywhere? i've tried searching for it but all i can find are whiny conservatives complaining about it