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Grandma worries about you
  • Aw that's actually kind of sweet though, my grandmas never texted me before.

  • Keep that day as your own
  • Kind of a different scenario but reminds me of when a co-worker took sick days and almost immediately updated their profile picture of them being out-of-state. Left us baffled.

  • Have you ever been to a movie so terrible that you saw people leaving the theater? Which one was it?
  • Now I'm sitting here in awe, wondering how you were able to keep both eyes open for the whole movie. Bravo

  • exper(ule)t
  • Huh interesting. Searched out of curiosity, and I found 1 article saying you should close it as it will lower the temp throughout the night to allow for a more peaceful sleep and also for fire safety. Then right below was a link to another article stating you should leave it open as it will lower the temp via circulation. Fun, don't think I've seen such mixed results.

  • How are CD Projekt's side quests so good? Cyberpunk quest designer says they reject 'over 90%' of their pitches
  • It'd be awesome if they can continue with that mindset but unfortunately I'm a skeptic.

  • My ramps came back!
  • That feeling you get seeing the green peep out through the brown is honestly amazing. Congrats

  • meow_irl
  • Cat definitely believes it got the short end of the stick having to deal with me, but will accept trade out of sympathy.

  • Have you ever been to a movie so terrible that you saw people leaving the theater? Which one was it?
  • I just scrolled through 200+ comments and did not see Cloverfield. I really can't say anything about the storyline itself as this was one I physically could not sit through. In addition to others who ended their suffering before us, I and 2 family members all experienced severe motion sickness within the first half hour and had to walk out. Didn't think it was worth throwing up over.

  • I'm guilty, lol
  • I figure I'd quit when my parents start using it, just like how I quit Facebook lol

  • What's your idea of a romantic date?

    Edit: Thanks all for the responses, guess it's more about what's important between the 2 of you. After around a decade, things are starting to feel a bit repetitive I guess so I was trying to see if I could gain some fresh ideas.

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    There is a cat rule
  • The cat is the party.

  • Passenger allegedly boards flight from Nashville to Los Angeles without a ticket
  • So I get yelled at for forgetting to take out my kindle, while they're missing a whole person slipping past security. Smh

  • Twitter.
  • So he too will handwash all of his wife's clothes out of love and respect... right?

  • Like a time capsule
  • I had the same thought years ago, and also started saving all my voicemail from loved ones to my phone. With a parent and grandparent recently passed, it's much appreciated to have at least these recordings. I don't have many vids of them talking directly to me, but these voice messages hit different because for a moment, it almost feels like they're still alive and reaching out to me.

  • Oldest bonsai in the world (x-post from BeWowed)
  • Beautiful. But genuinely curious- does a bonsai eventually become a tree? Because that's bigger than any actual trees I've attempted to grow.

  • Every time I turn the light off
  • Mine's definitely in the extremely stubborn category, but I just love him so much- assholery and all lol

  • Every time I turn the light off
  • Gag me ugh, need someone like him to empty out my genie pail. I would 100% take the butthole over that ammonia + methane bomb anyday.

  • Every time I turn the light off
  • You train? Your cat?? In this house, it's more like my cat trains me😭 but yes, very relaxing. I'm sure my cat thinks I'm creepy as I love staring at him while he licks that one wet spot over and over again.

  • Trying is for losers.
  • From this angle, I feel like the white car's right rear (or front too?) wheel would hit the curb if a previous car tried parking like the middle car. Or maybe there is more space to white car's left than it seems. But I'll still vote ass.

  • Every time I turn the light off
  • One time I was in bed, when suddenly the smelliest cat butthole a foot away from my face just straight up assaulted my nose.

    Now I'm so thankful whenever I hear that slep slep slep in the middle of the night, and I can sleep peacefully without dreaming of any cat buttholes.

  • Today could be one of those boring ol' happy days I might one day randomly reminisce about in the future.

    Sometimes my brain hits me with the most mundane memories, and even those bring comfort & nostalgia at times. Trying to appreciate all the little things and enjoy the moment.

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    How do you fight the temptation to not look at your phone or other electronic devices after going to bed?

    Fml the sun's about to come up and I still can't fall asleep. Dear Brain, please shut up.

    (side thought: was that basically my brain telling itself to shut up? Useless things like this keep me up at night lol...)

    Edit: well hello Mr. Sun. Seems like a lot of people leave their phones outside but I feel like it'd add to my insomnia, having me wonder if family might try to contact me with an emergency. Saw some good suggestions so I will definitely give those a try, thank you!

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