“It’d also be pretty great to have some kids get dragged around by a sheep”

“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”

It’s actually Lrrrr and his lovely wife Ndnd

tremulously raises hands to bask in the perseverance

She never had a chance with that goon as her father

Both these posts sound like satire

Exquisite

Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing

“It was an epic battle, worthy of poem and song, and must be documented to teach future generations the dark truth of our world, but productivity really dipped due to the loss of life so we should surrender to Lucifer next time”

I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer.

Went from a pirate to a port town customs agent

I used to see a local band named Calabi-yau. Their sound was kind of a rush-inspired math-rock. Really talented guys. Guitar player got hired by google and moved so the group kind of retired

I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.

It’s spelt Elamite

Pipe tobacco, deliver unto me

Discovered my wife is likely aphantasiac a few weeks ago. Real weird day.

Frakes without a beard looks like my late father in law

The Gary Larson special

Or bicycles

Don’t forget the snakes and gators

But you see, if executives were forced to face consequences for their decisions they couldn’t be the completely amoral psychopaths who would push profits at the expense of human lives