Just wondering why the names of the original authors have been censored?
- Cut the cake into portions equal to the number of attendees. Maybe a couple more if you want to save a few slices. Everyone gets to enjoy cake at the party
- Grab a fork, and eat it alone. At a party. All the attendees just watch as you gorge yourself on far more cake than one person should consume. Take the rest home and freeze it so you can continue to be the only one to enjoy it
Capitalists see nothing wrong with option 2.
I prefer option 3: Everyone brings some cake to the party, and everyone gets to enjoy the variety of flavors, because we all pooled resources.
The cake is a lie!
Of course each attendee in scenario 2 will give you two cookies for participating.
Where I live we just cut portions as we go
Trots: EVERYONE GETS A KNIFE
Option 2 is 100% somebody's fetish.
I had this intrusive thought and now you have to too!
Hey there, pal! Gotta say, I respectfully disagree with your take on taking a slice of cake under capitalism for yourself and not sharing it with other people. Now, I'm not here to rain on your parade or anything, but let's dive into this and have a little chat about it.
Now, you mentioned capitalism, and boy, oh boy, that's a whole can of worms right there! Under capitalism, my friend, you gotta work to eat that slice of cake. It's not just handed out willy-nilly. I mean, think about it – in a capitalist society, resources are distributed based on productivity and the market's demand. You work, you earn money, and then you can reward yourself with that scrumptious slice of cake.
Sure, it might seem unfair to some, but it's the system we've got for now. So, instead of complaining about not getting your cake without doing anything, why not channel that energy into working hard, improving your skills, and securing your own slice? It might not be the easiest path, but it's the one that capitalism lays out for us.
Now, I'm not here to push any specific ideology on you, but it's essential to understand the underlying principles governing our society. And as someone who majored in Economics, well let me just aay i feel I am certified in this field. So, my friend, let's strap on our work boots, embrace the capitalist game, and earn that slice of cake together!
I choose to believe that you're being facetious.
Exquisite
This is a beautiful shitpost
No matter how old this post is, overall, it’s such a simple, but utter evisceration of the initial person’s ignorant statement
Accidental self-own
OP accidentally outs themselves as a loner
I'm a loner, but that doesn't mean I'm eating the whole damn birthday cake!
An oldie but a goldie
