copandballtorture [ey/em] @ copandballtorture @hexbear.net

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Oh Bernie, it's hard to be friendless in DC, huh? Gotta suck up to the Dems who resent the shit out of you and that involves sucking up to Republicans to maintain decorum

Can't look at your phone in class by holding it to your face bro, we were trained to look straight down

Looks like when her mom was dating evil John Ritterbot

My presta tubes need to be aired up every week, I think it's a consequence is higher pressure tubes (60-90psi)

At least in part, the early internet was only accessible to people who wanted to access it (nerds), so nerds controlled the online culture for a long time. The democratization and onlinization of everyone through things like memes and social media has lowered the standard of participation

We'll establish a museum of customer service where they can volunteer for 8 hour shifts of standing at a cash register while people walk up and say the most grating, stupid shit to them

The Democrats are so dead as a party

How inconvenient

Me with my new olive green/gum/black sambas

A million percent someone's papaw died and nobody wanted all the chud shit he squandered their inheritance on so it got donated

Based on my time on rednote, there is some very bad blood between the Chinese and Vietnamese, which is a damn shame to see as a Western leftist who has great respect for both nation's projects

Notary

Those who grew up before the year 2000 literally experienced a different planet than all who came after

Oh of course. My parents thought the racecar one was tacky so ours was just a rectangle but I do remember enjoying the eject mechanism

Just how boring weekends at home were. No internet yet, dog shit tv programming (hope you like Golf, MASH, or Land of the Lost). Stare at the walls or read a book. My family was anti vidya.

Pagers ushering in the age of always being online. Mom could send a page to Dad and then he knew to find a phone and give her a call.

Rewinding the VHS before returning it to the rental store

Memorizing the CCS skate catalog

Being able to buy realistic looking toy guns and brandishing them everywhere

Those shirts made of towel material

Switching to the other "real alternative ROCK" radio station whenever one goes to commercial to catch "Livin on a prayer" for the fourth time today

(A bit later) Calling home to have Mom look up MapQuest directions because I got lost