As many have feared, western commitment to the brave Ukrainian cause has faltered in recent months, despite massive gains on the front, with the breakthrough in Kurx twice around the earth and halfway to Ladsock on its third run. And even major western publications like CNN and the WSJ have been pumping out suspiciously pro-russian defeatist articles. But what could possibly behind this sinister movement targeted at the very integrity of American knowledge itself?
We bring you now to Larry Pullman of the New York Times, a writer from eastern Europe who recently mysteriously joined the publication, stating his intention to ‘destabilize the west from in—uh, I mean, combat Russian propaganda.’ As we enter his office, he calmly closes a webpage in Cyrillic with three colors that mean… something that we’ve forgotten plastered over it.
Pullman greets us enthusiastically as we question him about the insignia portraying bears and framed Zs over his wall, to which he replies that he’s simply into symmetrically truncated sigma symbols and a wildlife guy. He invites us down and pours us each a glass of vodka while removing his ushanka, explaining the intricacies of his craft in a thick accent we can’t quite place.
“You see, these insidious Russians have been sending cybernetic hordes over the internet to hack our websites and replace our articles with Russian propaganda straight for the Kremlin. And worse, patriotic Americans may fall for this! We wouldn’t want that, would we?”
We voice our agreement and he continues with proposed measures.
"As we all know, Pullman says, “the best way to solve a problem is to throw money at it and ignore it, hoping it goes away. And that is just what we should do here—cyber propaganda is obviously the greatest threat to American democracy. We should transfer the entire defense budget to developing new methods of encryption. Actually, we should throw our entire budget at that. It’s a really good idea!”
Pullman continues with why patriotic Americans might be fooled by this propaganda. “The truth is, many have been brainwashed by Russian bots on twitter. The only way out of this is by engaging them in patriotic reeducation, and sending them to the front in Ukraine, which will surely awake their love for freedom.”
We thank him for his input and leave to petition his suggestions to the DoD as Pullman puts on a fake mustache and glasses while sneaking deviously into the AP office nextdoor.
Musk reminds me of the perpetual dictator from I, the Supreme, (which I have not read), except he's racist and stupid.
I can already see the redditors going 'this will make reddit just like China!!!!11!!1!1!'
They should unironically change the US anthem to the skibidi toilet song
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Yuan was Chinese.
However COVID-19 was not a 'bacteriological attack' it's a fucking virus moron
Old post but damn this hits different. Kinda reminds me of those TNO post apocalyptic events.
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jokes aside yeah I'm afraid of getting drawn into struggle sessions, it's one of my less favorite sides of hexbear.
I crave the dopamine spike from those little numbers next to the inbox.
Ultimate??? Like danganronpa?
Ah, it's alright. Thanks for trying your best anyways!
Edit: I got it to work it by downloading files one at a time lol.
haha, sorry to bother you. Would pixeldrain work? I've used it a couple times before.
Yeah, it gets frozen at 100%. If I could get it into my computer I could probably run it fine.
ah.... I tried a few times but it keeps getting stuck at 100%, I was just going to ask you. Sorry to bother you, but do you know how to like fix that?
I tried but the link was expired lol. Also I can read Chinese, no problem! It was that I couldn't install it because steam is crap.
Yay, thank you so much!
I've tried many websites to download this but they all don't work. If it's possible, could somebody with HOI4 on steam download it and send the file to me? Thanks.
Sorry if this isn't allowed or anything, I'll delete this if that's the case.
I do this all the time with junkosreich stuff.
I simultaneously hate and love this so much.
Let's face it: ppb is stupid and no longer funny. All people are gonna do when they see it is shake their heads and think we're idiots clinging to a dead meme nobody ever thought was funny. They're not gonna magically become tankies because they saw an emoji of a fucking pig pooping on its testicles.
Know what's really devastating? What'll really throw them for a loop and send them crying back to their fascist hidey-holes? Skibidi fucking toilet, that's what. Imagine. We could be called 'hexskibidi' and our logo would be like the hexagonal bear but with skibidi toilet. We could just call everybody 'fellow ohio skibidi sigma rizzlers' and all the taglines could be changed to just 'SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI SKIBIDI' repeated over and over again like a trot insisting that THIS issue is totally gonna bring about the world revolution!
Then we could post pigskibidiballs and all the libs will be devastated, they'll cry and scream and not be very sigma when they see some five year old watching skibidi toilet on their ipad like they're being mind controlled by aliens and scream "NOOO SKIBIDI TOILET IS TANKIE!1!1!1!!!!1111!!!111" And then the republican campaign would be Donald Trump promising to bomb skibidi toilet to own the woke homosexual communists.
This is what we could have. This is what we're missing out on.
You've heard of time and teachers being bourgeois, now get ready for this:
space-time as a concept is bourgeois. Einstein was a cop.
unrelated but is your pfp Celestia Ludenburg? Danganronpa reference????
We know all about the edgy 'manosphere' bullshit that teenage males basically get shoved down their throats these days and gladly suck up since they don't see any alternatives, but what about women?
I used to be a very normal guy, kind of a nerd really, in a good way. I knew all kinds of stuff and people would ask me questions and stuff and I generally felt good about myself.
Then there was lockdown and suddenly I was terminally online with virtual school and all. Not long after, I started browsing social media often----namely, reddit.
I was no longer normal. My previous life was cast out the window. I now could experience things like participating in comment chains of people saying 'nice' any time the number 69 was mentioned (I didn't know it was karmafarming back then, I just thought it was funny and neat) and staring at a hentai gif for ten seconds straight in shock before I realized what I was seeing. Worse, I was so poisoned with irony I haven't gotten over it to this day and jreg is still my favorite youtuber, in a meta-post-ironic way.
Now all I do is say among us memes. When among us was no longer popular I switched to skibidi toilet. Here's something I find funny: skibidi toilet ohio fortnite rizzler fanum tax sigma og pizza tower undertale gyatt digital circus mr. beast sussy imposter in ohio.
Don't do reddit, kids. That stuff could ruin your life.
I used to think Thomas Sankara was an anthropologist, and The Upright Man was a book about early humans.
Hey guys! As most of you probably don't know, I'm one of the mods in the lemmygrad minecraft community, and I'm pleased to announce we're doing a pvp event!
To join the server, just comment with your username below and I'll whitelist you as soon as possible. You can use pirated minecraft.
I haven't been able to gather many volunteers for the event so far, so I might not be able to host it unless enough people are interested. Since it's kind of a story/scenario thing, I also need a volunteer to be a warlord so we can at least have some semblance of cohesion during the thing. Again, please comment below! The viability of this event depends on the amount of participants, and it'll be fun!
Leave a comment below or https://lemmygrad.ml/post/2681297 here for more information.
I'm considering millenium dawn or kaiserreich, but I'm afraid they might be kinda lib? Any good marxist ones, preferably with a decent amount of China content?
Greeting fellow caveman. Me ooga booga, and me REAL MAN!!!! ROAR!!!!
Many man now use iron tool. Iron tool make ooga booga sad. Iron tool not for real man. Iron tool for weak man, sick man, woman. Real man no need use sharp rock. Only weak man need sharp rock, need tool made for he. Strong man make own tool from dull rock. Strong man like ooga booga no use iron tool. Strong man use stone handaxe. Me wake at six in morning and bang bone with rock to make hand axe. Me spend four hour make axe, then hunt deer. Me hunt deer and eat deer with tribe. Me no skin deer, real man eat skin and fur. Me no cook deer, cook meat for weak man. Man today no strong, no protect tribe from tiger. Man today make ooga booga sad.
The brain is fascist and authoritarian. Stop making excuses. Stop saying it's necessary. It's literally your brain saying that. Can you trust what your brain thinks of itself?
The hands, muscles, stomach, do all the work, just for the brain to leech off all the nutrients and oxygen. Guess what came up with capitalism? The brain. Fascism? Brain. Hierarchies(very bad)? That's right, the brain. Stop making excuses. Destroy the brain.
Muscles can just, like, get into defense councils and shit. Muscle memory, right? Oh, it's also in the brain? Collective hierarchical motion is authoritarian and fascist anyways. Come to think of it, so are organs. And tissues. Fuck them all, let's just like dissolve into amoebas or something, I don't care! What are the negative consequences? I don't care about the consequences! Stop being so submissive to this authoritarianism inside of you! How can you purge authoritarianism from society if it's embedded in yourself?e fhdzdhdfdjfdjfdsjkdjnzxxz dspi dshodhn cbxh bjkcj sd 'psd bj dsbjl z hdhsd;k fdshdfsbh zdj zd d
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Yet more Duneposting. You might want to get used to it...
Hey there, everyone. I'm Jonathan12345 from lemmygrad, but some of you may know me as "the weirdo who won't shut up about his ddlc/danganronpa fanfiction", or the "lemmycraft guy". I've decided to also join hexbear, since I want to see more leftist content and be able to interact with you guys. Is there like anything I should know before I jump into this place?
Who am I? It is a key question that runs to the hearts of the identity of a person.