first time i read it on twitter i thought it was some lib shitpost 10 minutes away from getting community noted but NOPE its real what the fuck what the FUCK
EVERYONE over the age of 30 on this site qualifies as a Geezer, not just you. Can't make an exception
Any non-penile nickname is fine, if you're gonna call me wiinis or anything then keep it on the 'tube (or else everyone's gonna point and laugh at me as i walk down the hall)
if you've made it to 2025 you've gotta stay for the rest of the decade btw. warranty period's over. the second half is when every decade goes crazy anyway you can't miss that shit
1: @largepenis@hexbear.net especially for keeping us up to date on Syria + Lebanon over the past few months. wishing his family well, and hoping his kid has a great life ahead of him
3: @grebgreb@hexbear.net for hextubely achievements, irreparable damage to my internal mental vocabulary, and for taking me as his apprentice at the emote factory
4: @bureaucrat@hexbear.net for achievements in mass badposting action until the entire bureaucracy got their bus blown up by the CJNG after their business trip in Oaxaca went horribly wrong :,(
we pretended to get into an argument over gambling debt in a south memphis motel and I got a little too caught up in the bit, I necromancied her though so yall forgive me right :(
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