Annoy people by playing the kazoo in the library
Release 10 000 dobsonflies at someone's wedding
Go to a heavy metal concert. Get facial tattoos and a bunch of piercings. Drink far too much Red Bull.
Too far. I love extreme sports too but you have to be alive to have an adrenaline rush. You can't experience that if you're dead.
He was never even truly homeless. He had a lot of free help from others.
Good. Should help tank Russia's population.
I have a fairly hefty ridge of bone there. Not a lot of sound conduction possible.
I like the idea but they just don't work on me. I seem to have super dense and thick bone around my inner ear. The sound just doesn't conduct.
Hmm good point.
Unsure I agree with this. I agree it's not black and white but for example if someone spent it on drinking binges or gambling is that really just their business? The money could have gone to something else.
IDK. Annihilation is not frightening. I will not be awake to experience it. The only frightening thing is that it's hard to conceptualize not existing so you default to the nearest thing you can imagine which is a black void or being trapped in a coffin.
I mean yes I'll admit that women also have our own bad habits and twisted dynamics. We aren't blameless either.
I'm not mad I'm genuinely just curious. I cannot help noticing how on one hand it's often men who lose their shit the hardest at the fact that I don't want kids or a husband and insist that I'll be unfulfilled to the point of sitting in a mental ward playing with poop if I don't marry and have kids.
Yet on the other... jokes like this are common.
Why do some men love to push something they hate and makes them feel trapped?
I definitely see rhetoric about how picky women are and how we won't just give men chances.
Fair enough...I'm not fussed about relationships and unless you're literally Daniel Naroditsky I'd rather chill in my comfortable armchair than bother going on a date. But why all this complaining if we're just huge annoying burdens you need to be rescued from marrying?
I understand that but the whole reason the joke is funny is that it plays on the idea that women are annoying burdens.
I just find it odd that on one hand we hear so much about male loneliness and how we'll be unfulfilled to the point of psychological annihilation if we don't have a man and screaming kids to clean up after...but on the other hand we're huge annoying burdens.
...how on one hand there's a male loneliness epidemic and women are partly to blame because we're so picky - and yet on the other hand things like this.
How can we both be desperately needed for your emotional health but also be huge annoying burdens? I don't get it.
This song made me legitimately berserk. I haven't had that much of an adrenaline rush from a song since I was 13 and just discovered metal.
...you do know they used to have an extensive empire and want it back
You think Russia is gonna stop at invading Ukraine if someone doesn't put a dent in them?
They are solving their own problems by fighting back. Unfortunately that requires missiles that fucking cost money.
When can we just drop a nuke on Moscow? Just annihilate everyone and everything over there.
Is it possible we could get some feature where people can livestream? I really miss Reddit Sessions but they were very clear it’s not being reinstated.
If it’s not possible or too expensive I apologize - I just thought I’d ask.
I just went to go to bed and there was a god damn big ass cellar spider waiting for me above my pillow. Too rattled to sleep now.
Thanks eight legged motherfucker. Thank you from the bottom of my adrenal glands.
I'd feel a bit silly just posting umpteen songs of my own so I've held off, feel free to post yours!
I absolutely love this, honestly like it more than the original. It's impressive how she can get such luxurious sound out of a purely treble instrument.
Lyrics:
I ventured deep in the ocean, down to the dark plains
I felt the weight of the water upon my back
I swam to a fearsome place where no light penetrates
I gave in to the yawning abyssal black
I heard her fingers pluck the strings of a bone lyre
I lost all thought, caught in the whirling of the ocean gyre
The siren has drugged me, she's taken my will away
She's taken the red that was once my rage and pain
I felt her voice in my sinew, the nerve cords of my spine
My bones dissolved, oneiroid changes took hold
My skin swirled blue-grey, my limbs became serpentine
My neck split to form gills, I no longer felt the murderous cold
Her fingers danced wildly on the strings of a bone lyre
I was lost to the world, to the whirling of the ocean gyre
The siren has drugged me, she's taken my will away
She's taken the red that was once my rage and pain