I tagged you as a Constiposter, cause you can't shitpost.

I can hear that in Biden's voice.

My plan for committing insurance fraud involves trebuchets. I'm going to get really I treated in trebuchets, and then maybe I have a boulder accident.

Not really, but our supreme Court is alright. Rest of it government is worthless.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I got burned when I bought a vita. Loved the hardware, but support for it was lacking at best.

That was my first thought. Isn't indoor dining the riskiest thing you could do during the pandemic?

Fromsoft is just checking up on you. Have you been acting differently since the dlc came out?

Hard tacos disgust me. If I want my taco hard, I'll get it hard myself.

I don't think doublethink is the issue. If we could get them to even singlethink I think it would help.

I hope the Coast Guard didn't respond. Would've thrown everyone into the water.

Imagine assaulting someone and whole family comes in and beats your ass.

I'd love some sound, and a creampie.

I love that she has a sense of humor. It's fun AND sexy.

I just bought silver Corolla. Is that good enough?

Retro. :| I was excited to showcase what little knowledge I remember from Maximum Carnage. And it was Spiderman 2. I guess I'll just die now.

Don't yuck someone's yum. If it ain't for you that's fine. Move along.

Dentist would probably just tell him to floss. And by dentist I mean dental hygienist.

I've been married for 11 years, and I can't even imagine the loss he feels. I choose to imagine he's living his best single life, and trying to drown in hospice pussy. That way I don't think about it and get sad.

Losing control of bodily functions can be hot in some situations. But in porn they aren't even trying to make it look natural. They just pretend to cum, and take a piss. You can see them pushing it out; it's not sexy or appealing. It's fake.