Take things... literally.
He was a grown man! He had a beard!
I know! But I like the baby Jesus the best!
I agree, immediate smash hits are more of a reflection of the advertising than the actual medium.
What does one need 6TB of storage for?
Why do we violate the prime directive? So we can pardoned for them.
Dirtnapbrian 1 through 36 were taken
You think the cob is your ally? You merely adopted the cob, I was born on the cob, molded by it. I didn't have corn OFF the cob until I was a grown man, and by then it was nothing to me but tiny.
The cob betrays you!
Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six".
No shelf life...