TootSweet @ TootSweet @lemmy.world

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Sonzabitches

(Joke. I'm taking your wording overly literally and interpreting your post to mean that you're complaining that you're seeing literal ass(es) all over both platforms. I might also be subtlely implying that you're confused as to why for additional comedic effect. I'm, again jokingly, suggesting that turning off NSFW content would give you vastly fewer literal images/videos of ass(es).)

Try turning off NSFW content.

Yeah, but Donald Trump doesn't speak Japanese (presumably, but come on; there's no way he speaks Japanese) but he has a Japanese Wikipedia page. Meanwhile Olympic soccer player Lionel Messi doesn't speak English, but has an English-language Wikipedia page.

Hell yeah it does.

There are 1,121,817 living people with Wikipedia pages. There are more than 8 billion people alive today. That means about 0.014% of people have Wikipedia pages.

Won't last long, but it satisfies the requirements.

Is it... dare I say it... the year of the Linux desktop?

I... don't think we can be friends.

Protagonist of the NES game "Star Tropics" (and its equally-underrated sequel "Star Tropics: Zoda's Revenge".) The picture above is displayed at the end of the credits after beating the (first) game.

Please have a Ryan Reynolds cameo. Please have a Ryan Reynolds cameo. Please please please have a Ryan Reynolds cameo.

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I'm disappointed they don't have Mike Jones taking bananas out of his ears:

>surprisedpikachu.png

For me, early 2000s contemporary Christian music.

I wasn't allowed to listen to secular music. So I made a lot of emotional connections to contemporary Christian music. Which is pretty cringe in retrospect. Whenever I'm reminded of it, I have a pretty conflicted set of emotions about it.

I usually only listen to that music that I listened to in my early teens when I feel like wallowing in self pity. But I can't deny that I feel extremely nostalgic about it. It makes me wish I would have made those same emotional connections to music that wasn't associated with really disturbing fundamentalist Christian ideologies and propaganda.

A DCCU hit? Can it be true?

Open Source bounties would be an option. There are a few platforms out there for finding such opportunities.

Believe me, it's possible to divorce god too.

Mario, Zelda, and now Donkey Kong?

If they do more, I'd imagine it'd be one or more of these, roughly in order from most to least likely:

• Kirby
• Starfox
• Metroid
• F-Zero

A few that are less likely to ever be movies, I'd say:

• Fire Emblem
• Pikmin
• Mother

And of course there's stuff like Ice Climbers, but I'd be really surprised if something like that got a movie.

The above, of course, doesn't count all kinds of potential spinoffs like Mariokart, Dr. Mario, Wario, or Yoshi getting their own movie.

Oh, and of course Pokemon has gotten tons of movies already. Of course there are going to be more of those.

Finally: Nintendo, do Star Tropics, you cowards.