TheReanuKeeves @ TheReanuKeeves @lemmy.world

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Certain women like asshole confidence. Typically the type to write "I'm a bitch, deal with it" in their bios

Yes I have clearly said that I find it funny that Trump is killing people. Definitely said that.

Are you asking why I'm asking an inane question in the nostupidquestions community? Because that's ironic. I know that I dont know, it would be arrogant of me to think I know the answer when I only really know a bit about the past 4 presidents.

You believe that me asking this question is negatively impacting Americans? I've been polite to everyone that has been pleasant and even those that haven't been.

I don't know who pissed in your cheerios today but maybe block this community and me if stupid questions make you that upset.

I don't know if you need your meds and a nap or if you're actually going to make a video of vinyl shoving

You have a way with words. As in a way to put letters together in a seemingly correct fashion but trying to process the meaning is like trying to shove a vinyl record into a usb port. I like you

All this talk about upper butt, grabbing low hanging fruit, short fucks, and local food banks has me ready for round 2. Out of completely unrelated curiosity, how tall are we talking?

I have an urge to throw a towel at you and tell you to clean yourself up while I put my pants back on. Thanks for the ego boost and I hope you get some help with your drinking problem. I left the $60 on your nightstand, goodnight.

I'm either too high or not high enough for this. Just tell me what position to get in and let's get this over with. Lights off but socks stay on.

I don't know if you're flirting with me or telling me to shut up

It literally takes 5 seconds to grab a hobo outside and put a work shirt on them. Do you understand how long it takes to make custom molded plastic boxes? I swear people don't want me to get my second super yacht or something, greedy fucks

They needed to do a report to figure out taking medical care away would cause deaths?

I once accidentally turned on my seat warmer and halfway to work I thought I shit my pants

I like this game.

It wouldn't be impossible to be a demented, narcissistic, pedo, with incestuous sexual desires and a diaper full of cheeseburgers

I'm having difficulty understanding what positions in theater and performing arts are stereotyped as anti-social, unless it's some kind of euphemism?

And what do you do?

Is "ridiculed" an ambiguous term?

What about the drug part?

Printers are so cheap nowadays that the solution to every problem is to buy a new one. Paper jam? Out of ink? Random pages coming out with grayscale pictures of demonic forces? Lost the power cable? Buy a new one

I'm not that into historical politics nor am I even american

It's the exact sequence that lead to the birth of the joker