I'm not sure I can handle $75,000 per year, do you think that 30 day free trial would be long enough to pull this plan off?

I'm hoping it's spring loaded and makes that scroll "fwip-fwip-fwip-fwip" noise.

It's archives all the way down.

For a second I thought this was a real headline. Like God damn.

Wait, what do you mean x3, y2, and x37 are not good variable names?

Weirdly enough, despite all the jokes, memes, criticisms, etc. I can't say I've had a terrible experience at the DMV yet.

That Javascript date indexing one is almost as cursed as fucking tire sizes.

My car does that by itself enough already.

I don't know whether we would have ever gotten the absolute brilliance that is Turg if proper customization weren't available.

Honesy, mostly that there were only two cases.

But why not just make 2 louder?

Technically yes, but mostly because I'm not entirely sure how to get logged in to delete an old account.

Um...I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure that's a cat.

...who reportedly knows couches in a biblical sense.

Honestly, probably the best way I have seen this stated anywhere.

If you do decide on either of those, please get minimum 2, they will die if kept in solitude.

I had guinea pigs for a while, got two males. One wasn't a male. We ended up with many guinea pigs.

Fun pets, but don't keep them in a bedroom, they are way too loud for that.

Advanced fuzzy logic technology with AI (Artificial Intelligence) “learns" and adjusts...

I swear there was a dishwasher or something in either Sims 1 or 2 that damn near this exact description.

DFM tweaks are going about as expected with the injection molder, tool maker, and myself for one of my designs.

Man, RAGBRAI is on my wife and I's bucket list of rides we want to do.

Bad news: I caught whatever the hell my wife had last week. So far I don't think I'm doing as badly as she did though.

Good news: PICKED UP MY NEW BIKE YESTERDAY!

Annoying news: The bike came with 44cm wide handle bars. I'm running 40cm wide and have contemplated going to 38cm wide on my current bike.

But still, NEW BIKE!

Hell, mine needs wound up every time.