Injured Cyclist Briefly Regains Consciousness To See RFK Jr. Dragging Him Into Kitchen
Injured Cyclist Briefly Regains Consciousness To See RFK Jr. Dragging Him Into Kitchen
theonion.com Injured Cyclist Briefly Regains Consciousness To See RFK Jr. Dragging Him Into Kitchen
MALIBU, CA—Groaning as his bruised head thumped along the tiled flooring, 35-year-old injured cyclist Paul Zablocki briefly regained consciousness to see Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dragging him by the legs into the former presidential candidate’s kitchen, sources reported Wednesday. Confused and bleary-e...
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For a second I thought this was a real headline. Like God damn.
It got me too. You never know what bat shit idea worms for brains RFK will do.
"Please be the onion... Please be the onion... Oh thank god!"