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Shitbird [any] @ Shitbird @hexbear.net
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shrekland @hexbear.net

i presant 2 u: ONE DIR"SHREK"TION

  • wi ned shrak 5 bcz i hav memrizd al teh othr shraks

  • wat du u meen ive ben heer ths hol tim

  • i gut drnk 1 dai & rantd abt hw tht sub shuld let u shrak poost & als str wurs ppost

    thiz ws b4 tht subradit gut tkn ovr bi librulizm

  • shrekland @hexbear.net

    we ned mor crocodils n th wirld

    shrekland @hexbear.net

    the big box grocery chains cannut delivr this level of customur care & satisfacshun

  • teh 14 wurds buls uv th beast

    :fry:

  • shrekland @hexbear.net

    tru valu

    shrekland @hexbear.net

    shrek > jesus

    shrekland @hexbear.net

    remembr His shrek-rifice

    shrekland @hexbear.net

    o thiz seems ok then 👌

    shrekland @hexbear.net

    la bussi dans

    shrekland @hexbear.net

    Shrek, a marxist analysis (lemmygrad.net lunch prty)

  • also the main force behind the Chapo book

    speaking from personal experience, doing all of the work and none of the credit gets old FAST.

    hope they can still hang as pals at least

  • art @hexbear.net

    MY MASTERPIECE - tag yourself

  • have you considered telling your boss that you shrekpost?

  • shrekland @hexbear.net

    closure with dave

  • fr tho? what are the chances I can actually use this to hurt them?

  • thanks I already submitted for unemployment and have started drinking

  • shrekland @hexbear.net

    shrekposting my way out of a job (my texts with Dave)

    news @hexbear.net

    If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account