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  • I can honestly say I've had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me

  • ABC exiting Twitter: Australia’s national broadcaster shuts down almost all accounts on Elon Musk’s X.
  • I'm just guessing here but I'd assume this is a knock-on effect from Stan Grant's resignation from copping abuse, if individual show's accounts are closed and they just leave the general news or sport accounts you would think people are less likely to associate those account with a presenter of a specific show to target hate towards that individual. We also have the recent industrial relation laws around the employer's responsibility in providing a mentally safe work environment.

  • just ignore it
  • Yeah happened to me too in the late 30s. This is the real midlife crisis, trying to come to terms with existential nihilism, it's not buying a fucking red convertible..

  • Come on fellas we gotta go back
  • It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn't sit down comfortably.. you'd have to lay down and pray you don't roll away while you're suspended inside by you neck and angles.. but I guess looking good is never easy

  • Who cares to touch the grass?
  • This is some enigma date code shit.. nearly broke my head trying to work out my birthday

    Edit: fuck I see why my birthday wasn't making sense now, you have the same digit of day and year

  • Flipping the script
  • Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

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