Internet police here. Stay calm, hands where I can see them. Now, this is how this is gonna go: there isn't much I can do now as I wasn't personally here 7 hours ago when you called but I'll make sure to jot down some loose notes on this here notepad while I take your declaration. Then I'm gonna go ahead and misremember it all when I write a report no one will bother to read... Maybe put up some cameras around for next time, I don't know. Just remember, we're here to help.
I saw someone at the airport yesterday walking around in an inflatable unicorn suit. Was thinking to myself, not that's a way to keep cool and keep people out of your personal space at the same time.
It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn't sit down comfortably.. you'd have to lay down and pray you don't roll away while you're suspended inside by you neck and angles.. but I guess looking good is never easy