Broke: something is finally happening
Woke: nothing ever happens
Bespoke: Everything is already happening
First set appears to be real, US govt and Israeli govt freaked out about it. Could have been leaked on purpose as a psy op of some kind
If they did this then yes that’s war. I think it would be incredibly foolish of them to kill khamenei but not hit military targets at the same time though.
If you are gonna just kick off a war, might as well hit a bunch of high priority military targets at the same time. If Israel was aiming to assassinate the leader with bunker busters one would think they would launch an all out strike and not just a couple? Israel hasn’t acted strategically or rationally though so who knows
We make jokes out of dire situations to relieve the burden on ourselves, like laughing when you face cognitive dissonance, but I understand the point and it’s taken
So far this looks like a limited strike and indicative of Israelis backing down to Iranian deterrence?
Hopefully I haven’t spoke too soon, I think only a small amount of targets so far.
The Iranian general spoke of two outcomes. A large strike from Israel that will be met with a return fire of 1000 missiles and all proxy fronts activating, or a limited symbolic strike to save face while backing down.
Which do we think it is? It benefits Israel to be ambiguous and make it seem like a small strike at first either way.
Israeli jets have been confirmed over Syria and Jordan. It was most certainly them.
Explosions have been confirmed in Tehran and west of Tehran.
New war, who dis?
Bezos refusing to endorse either genocidal candidate is one more point towards my lathe prediction that he’s becoming a Tate follower
Nah it was probably some salty DPR psycho who flies a USSR flag on his turtle tank
According to Newsweek, occupied Korea is posturing at sending troops and “advisors” to Ukraine to counter the North Koreans. Absolute clown stuff. Acting like there will be a ton of DPRK prisoners when there are just some DPRK “advisors” currently and Russia is winning and taking prisoners at a way higher rate.
Occupied Korea wants to send troops and involve itself in a losing war where there advisors will get killed and captured as Ukraine collapses? It’s a clever way to get more troops to Ukraine without NATO involvement I suppose.
Something of this scale would surely trigger a war right? It’s not just a symbolic reply, it’s a full on offensive that would require an immediate response
Russia isn’t interested in anything west of the Dnieper except along the southern coast. There will still be a rump state for all the fascist losers to seethe in, possibly landlocked, totally demilitarized.
Mayor Adams has fulfilled his protocol. Awaiting new orders from the Turks
Lathe idea: Bezos has been getting into the manosphere and watching Andrew Tate, and now he’s getting swole, converting to Islam and banning Israel from all his products
They also may have noticed a massive botting campaign out of Israel trying to get Hasan banned and wrecking shit after Asmon got banned, and just reacted to an active influence campaign
Bezos going full anti-Zionist sure would be a twist
Is there any proof they actually did this? Didn’t just one or two people get an error screen? Has there been any announcement from Twitch?
It was leaked on the Middle East Spectator telegram which is a chud telegram and really unprofessional. Pretty funny, like if The Duran leaked documents or something.
Actually on 2nd thought the Duran is too professional to compare to these idiots, who dropped the r-slur and n-slur after CNN started reporting on them to be edgy.
I gifted 10 RANDOM Iranians a nuke. You won't guess what happened next!
well rounded party composition, good amount of healers and support classes