Why do people keep telling me I have an attitude problem when I'm just trying to caress my thighs in a meaningful way?
If I'm conducting a customer survey and a banana pops out of nowhere, is that a sign from an ancient relic that I'm an Italian?
I cant figure out how to sensually, and erotically, tell the chief executive officer at my job that he smells like outer space alien shit. How do I tell him this firmly, but also professionally?
Since Families With 19 Relatives Like To Congregate In The Middle Of The Grocery Store Isle While You're Trying To Get The Tapatio Hotsauce, Wouldn't It Be Morally Acceptable To Shit On Their Father?
Is Screaming Loudly And Pretending I'm A Patient At An Insane Asylum, A Normal Part Of Male Evacuation?
I'm 37, Live With My Mom, And Sensually Eat Corned Beef Every Night. Does That Mean I'm Qualified To Perform Heart Surgeries On Disney Fairy Princesses?
Can We Use The Scientific Method To Form A Hypothesis That Plants Are Secretly Listening To My Thoughts?
Is Cutting Off A Finger Ok When You Need An Excuse To Avoid Going To Your Meemas Funeral?
I Keep Finding Peanut Butter In My Ass, Is This Because I Gave My Friend Kathy A Magic Crystal Ball?
When Is The Right Time Of Day To Lather Myself In Urine And Bake In The Sun?
If You Were Unemployed, But Had A Hefty Savings Of 10K, In What Ways Would You Approach Your Job Search Differently?
I Cant Stop Thinking About Beenie Babies, Is This A Sign That I Need To Go To College And Get A Degree In Data Analytics?