Never had this issue. I do get the occasional boobs on me from the dentist or dental hygienist but I don't mind. It's part of the reason I come back there.
You don't. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.
When will he be hacked.... Let's place bets everyone!