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Granite
Granite @ Granite @kbin.social
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Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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  • I’m taking the snakes 100%. Snakes don’t want to bite you, so stay in open spaces and you’re all good.

    • Your username has suddenly become your only means of staying alive. How bad is it?

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  • Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

    • Live updates: Multiple victims in shooting near Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade

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  • I live here. It’s most likely two different incidents. One a mass shooting and one two idiots throwing down at each other.

    Another reason why I’m a hermit.

    • Typical Muslim men be like

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  • So by this logic, it’s totally fine to “defile” someone who isn’t Muslim? Wtf.

    • Lawsuit seeks to overturn abortion regulations including Michigan’s 24-hour waiting period

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  • Forrest Valkai, a biologist on YT, has a fantastic response to this. He can argue about when/how life starts, but the argument isn’t about this, this is about bodily autonomy instead.

    • unless grandma was in the dust bowl, then she was just fucked

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  • I recently learned that outside of the affected dust bowl areas that people don’t store their drinking glasses upside down in the cabinet.

    • Patrick Mahomes rallies the Chiefs to second straight Super Bowl title, 25-22 over 49ers in overtime

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  • How many 49ers did they kill?

    • Aerial photos reveal work progressing on The Line megacity

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  • At this point, I just assume it’s built by literal slave labor.

    • Kansas' AG is telling schools they must out trans kids to parents

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  • This asshat lost to a Democrat last time he tried.

    • ‘A Palpable Fear of Even Letting Your Friends Know You Are a Democrat’

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  • Same for Kansas

    • EVs won over US early adopters, but mainstream buyers aren't along for the ride yet

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  • More work from home would help too

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  • My dude. Being in a relationship is a want, not a need. What you need to do is park your ass in a therapist’s office and trauma dump.

    Your wants come much easier when your needs are met.

    A relationship won’t soothe what is truly hurting you at your core. It’ll feel nice in the moment, but a bandaid does nothing for internal bleeding.

    • $3 for a single McDonald's hash brown? Some customers are fed up and pushing back

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  • Not for me. My fast food intake has drastically shrank. Better for my health anyway

    • Call me for all your home design needs.

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  • Those are my favorites on the fediverse so far, but this is also funny, so keep branching out!

    • Call me for all your home design needs.

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    • Man accused of destroying Satanic Temple display at Iowa Capitol is now charged with hate crime

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  • I’m gonna nitpick: Satanism is not Paganism. This was a satanic idol and not a pagan idol.

    • Trump says he’ll appeal ‘ridiculous’ E. Jean Carroll defamation ruling

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  • The trick is to make him think you’re loyal to him first and then you can say anything to get thrown under the defamation bus

    • Far-Right Extremists Are Organizing an Armed Convoy to the Texas Border

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  • Is Russia paying for this one like the one in Canada too?

    • How much for cuddles?

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  • I legit thought this was one of the GirlDefined husbands at first.

    • After a Space Shuttle astronaut threatened to not come back unless he had more time to work on his experiment, NASA put a padlock on the airlock door and only the mission commander had the key.

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  • This is the lock picking lawyer and today we have a padlock on an airlock. Now, this is extremely difficult due to its location, but the lock itself is nothing more than a master lock that you can just bang on the side here, and it’s open. To show that it wasn’t a fluke…