DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him] @ DefinitelyNotAPhone @hexbear.net

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Sweden is social democratic, which is just capitalism with some extra crumbs given to the poor. It's not socialist as the workers do not own the means of production nor is there any large scale political machine pushing to do that.

If it wasn't for the whole "siccing the national guard on BLM protesters" thing, I might even like this guy.

Nobody ever cleans the ice machine

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It was foretold.

With how hyped their stock price is right now, I'm not entirely convinced they would be fine if the bubble pops. Like, it's all made up Monopoly-money anyway, but if 90% of your valuation disappears overnight I feel like that might actually just rip all institutional money out of your company in an economic panic attack.

That's exactly what the person with "Poland" in their name would say /s

Bring back Burgundy as a border state.

NYC has the strictest gun laws in the US, as well as some knife laws that makes the rest illegal if a cop decides to enforce it.

I'm sure he'll think real hard about what he's done on the way home. Maybe even dry his tears with the truckloads of money and munitions Harris is complicit in handing him without reservation to commit genocide with.

You wouldn't store user accounts on Okta; that's what you'd use to store employee permissions and access. Not saying for sure this is fake, but it seems unlikely.

War crimes aside, why was OOP doorkicking as part of a sniper squad? That implies you fucked up on quite a few levels even by the standards of those that eagerly bathe in the blood of the innocent.

I'm convinced there's so many bots and people with zero personality beyond liking The Office on dating platforms that having anything on your profile that makes it clear you're a real human being will get you more matches.

I'm sorry, he didn't meet with his own party members regarding legislation for two and a half fucking years of his term? How the fuck was every member of that caucus not broadcasting that from the stands? I understand Biden and his advisors keeping it quiet, but if you're looking to create an opening for more influence for yourself as a Dem how do you not take a crack at that?

Creoles put tomato in their dishes, Cajuns generally do not. Creoles also tend to use more seafood while Cajuns will use more chicken + pork, on account of the former generally living in the coastal areas while the latter live more inland.

Paper Mario trying out to join the cast of Dream Daddies 2.

The US' warlord era is going to be weird watching a bunch of feckless careerist politicians trying to convince their equally spineless constituents to form a militia rather than go to brunch, while a bunch of self-dicksucking grifters try to convince their rabid treat-addict civil war LARPer constituents to buy Bitcoin while trying to keep them from burning down half their own territory to own the libs.

Biden has begun the process of unfucking a growing critical mass of open fascists, a looming climate apocalypse, a complete capture of the judiciary by far right Christian theocrats, an ongoing pandemic, record levels of inequality, a housing crisis, a crackdown on labor rights, attacks against LGBTQ+ communities, one of the most blatant genocides of our time in Gaza, and mass imperialism by...

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...openly accelerating or outright ignoring all of those issues.

I'm begging liberals to remember that oil executives have names and physical addresses, and that Biden has full permission from the Supreme Court to unilaterally drone strike them, and start acting accordingly.

Getting out of a toxic living situation is such a massive step for your long term health. Best of luck going forward