Climate change

no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.

Why is Florida still there?

Florida survived 😣

On the bright side, new Italy unlocked

I feel like only about ten percent of commenters even looked at the image.

I came into the comments ready to go off then I saw the fkn boot rofl

There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!

jesus christ i thought this was real until i noticed fucking louisiana is completely unaffected lmao

It will be the perfect place to restore the Roman Empire.

the remnants of nebraska

Was wondering how the hell Florida was above ground when I saw the boot shape. Surprising that Saddam Hussein isn't on this one.

At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising

Then I saw Italy

This would make traveling to Italy so much more convinient.

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay

Dear God, *hio still exists, truly the worst timeline.

With this map, the Panama Canal will no longer be necessary.

Nothing of value was lost.

Meanwhile in Scotland. Even with a worst case scenario we loose our coastal cities but not much else and the country looks nearly indistinguishable from orbit. Unfortunatley more or less all our cities are costal.

Damn, somehow failed to get rid of Florida...

Brb, moving to northern Dakitaly

This is so med.

I know this is bullshit because I still see Florida

I see nothing but improvements.

In closing, Carthage must be destroyed.

-Trump the Elder

I'd love to have a great seaside property in Montana. I'll call up Aquaman Realtors ASAP!

im just glad the rockies are underwater

I guess thats one way to turn the central states 'blue'

The mental climate change of people not being able to read & assess data is truly abhorrent and will demolish the ability to understand maps vs memes.

Who is we? Stop putting this at the feet of the poor and telling me it's my job to fix what billionaires are causing

Oh, US finally getting universal healthcare!

EDIT: Yes I know Arizona isn't shown to be directly affected by the map but let me have this.

!cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee is leaking!

This would significantly improve Oklahoma

We are going to lose some of our mountains to flooding

Arma 3's lore has a lot of explaining to do

I’ll finally be able to swim to Vegas.

What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?

Bull fucking shit.

I call the Amalfi coast

There's no way Ohio isn't sunk.

They'd ... switch to metric?

Pueblo, Colorado delenda est

Nebraska's gonna get the boot

It's nobody's business but the Turks!

This has a distinct lack of saddam hussein

Oh cool I’ll have a new beachfront property /s

We’re going to get Italy? Awesome!

Nebraska will have the best pizza. It's-a great news!

Hi i'm from Cagliari(Northern Colorado)

Why isn't Florida submerged here? Sheer boomer spite?

Florida man asserts his dominance.

All roads lead to Grand Island, Nebraska

Greybull, Wyoming? Nice!

Tennessea

From the looks of it, I'll eventually be living on some waterfront property.

Wouldn’t be missed.

Well that explains where Italy went

Oh sweet I'll have some nice oceanfront property to inherit. Thanks global warming.

This looks fine, more beach front property

Mmm... Greek BBQ

Lul, climate change will not improve any continent!

Who’s joining me in Corsicado?

Once again the Amish can continue what they are doing in PA

Man, Ohio is now in Turkiye. Not sure if I'm more excited about the mountains or dreading the time in the restrooms.

Georgia is about right

Denile is not just a river in Egypt Mississippi

So they gain a Mediterranean sea. Doesn't seem so bad to me.

I'm confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we'd just simply colonize the rest of the world?

(cause too close to reality for comfort)

Oh good, they finally annexed Canada and Mexico

Wow, I'm setting every thermostat I ever see to 62 then. This would be so rad.

Are straight up shitposts allowed here?

Didn't even get Ohio, fuck.

Armenia will have access to sea again. (why did I write two)

I shouldn’t have chuckled at this.

Gamma World

Why don't we have any lakes this big?

You fucking wish.

Fake bullshit.

Climate change is real and serious, fake nonsense like this just serves to undermine real information about the ongoing disaster that is climate change.

We are going to die. It is too late.