Skip Navigation

CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]
CrispyFern [fae/faer, any] @ CrispyFern @hexbear.net
Posts
5
Comments
473
Joined
5 yr. ago

  • I have been postin in megathreads for so long that the average hexbear can ram their thoughts telepathically into my mind, like they're a Warhammer 40,000 Inquisitor.

  • I've always found it to be one of the funniest things in human history that the Romans conquered so much and went so far, even crossing the channel and taking Britain, only to see Scotland and decide "We stop here, wall it off".

  • title

    Jump
  • Being not cringe is more important than enjoying life

  • You can get sunburnt in overcast weather. UV rays don't discriminate.

  • I love henchmaning. I could just lock myself in my room and henchman for hours.

  • in a CAR?! not my hexagonal bear

  • Boromir and Sam. Both played bay actors named sean. What does it mean

  • imagine getting your tongue, mouth, throat, trachea and stomach ravaged by ice cold hot dog water lol

  • I think I'm the last guy you want to be a clone of