CrayonMaster @ CrayonMaster @midwest.social

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..too old or too recent? I'd describe anything from 3 to 10 years ago that way

Fuck did they make another Skywalker?

(Rule before the mods see)

The DMV wants you to donate an Oregon

Well that took me embarrassingly long.

Maybe it's counting each individual sock as a clothing item? Like so a 6 pack counts as 12 items? Even then though it breaks my brain to read.

I mean I don't think it's the UN's fault they can't get shit done about climate change, but I still wouldn't use it as a model

I... does the UN think they're handling climate change well and promptly?

I mean it is, but also Walz is easily the most positively I've ever felt about a politician

I loved the VPs at the end there. Vance somehow dodged 2 questions about Trumps question dodging.

He doged the easiest question of the whole debate.

Not hard, since he dodged the others too.

Thanks, I stole them from the president

For midterms?

Damn. This would have been a really clever joke if that was a real problem and not just something you made upto feel like your overcoming oppression.

Oh, I think I've already seen this movie.

On one hand, my knee jerk reaction is to say debates don't really matter.

On the other hand, Biden literally dropped out over the last one.

It's 690 km from the shore, not the surface

OK but I'm genuinely terrified by how common this is at my company, and its notably better at retention then the industry norm.

Screw Dead Internet Theory, this is my conspiracy: Crowdstrike style incidents are going to get more and more common as techdebt keeps growing.

Piracy steals from the rich and gives to the poor. ChatGPT steals from the rich and the poor and keeps for itself.