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  • Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

  • Sunak refuses to rule out welcoming Farage back into Tory party
  • As far as I'm concerned the Tories can welcome back whoever they like.

    They can put any corrupt shitheel in any position they deem appropriate... after they've lost the next election.

  • Wedding officiant accidentally shoots own grandson after trying to get guests’ attention
  • I've never been to a wedding where tapping the side of a wine glass didn't immediately silence the room.

    No idea why a gun would be necessary.

  • Rishi Sunak’s Commons majority in peril as 60 Tories join Liz Truss group
  • Right?!

    Firstly, after the entire economic world tells you your ideas are shit, how fucking deluded do you need to be market yourself as an expert?!

    Secondly, after the entire economic world told her her ideas were shit, how fucking deluded do you need to be to fucking believe her?!

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  • Especially if the fact checking was in real time, preferably with some variation on the QI klaxon.

    As soon as the feckless bastard says something inaccurate a big screen behind him would let him, and everyone watching, know.

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  • Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it's on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

  • My holy trinity of trust
  • Still can't bring myself to use proton pass. I'll be much happier when proton drive better integrates with desktop machines as well but calendar, VPN, email and the bonus simplelogin premium are way too useful.

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  • Oh look, another one.

    YouTube: premium is increasing

    Spotify: we're increasing your sub

    Bank: we're increasing your mortgage

    Supermarket: we're increasing your food spend

    Car insurance: we're increasing your premium

    Household bills: we're increasing water, gas and electricity

    Broadband: we're increasing your fees

    Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

    Salary: fuck you, peasant

    Bank Of England: Just stop spending

    Disney: Hi ...

  • As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?
  • 8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

  • Fools and their money...
  • Damn straight. You don't get rich by spending money.

  • What's a word you haven't heard used in years?
  • There is. That word is "alles".

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  • Many many episodes but I have a special place in my heart for VOY: Message In A Bottle.

    "Stop breathing down my neck."

    "My breathing is merely a simulation."

    "So is my neck! Stop it anyway!"

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    The U.K. Government Is Very Close To Eroding Encryption Worldwide
  • As Apple, Signal, Element etc have stated. The hilarious thing is most of our politicians use WhatsApp. Why that's allowed I'll never understand but, given the fact this bill is even still around, I'm assuming the level of security/tech literacy at the home office is pretty fucking low.

  • Place to get every stock wallpaper from every android device?
  • https://www.xda-developers.com/tag/wallpapers/ looks like a decent contender.

    There's also an android app called STOKiE that has a large selection.

    I'm not aware of anywhere that will categorically have every wallpaper from every device though.

    Hope this helps!

  • Is there a line from a movie that really resonated with you but when you say it most people don't get the reference?
  • The scene where Hulk jumps into Ultron's jet and, from off screen, you get James Spader's exasperated "Oh, for god's sake".

    Love that moment.

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    YouTube > Peertube

    *Cloud > NextCloud

    Instagram > Pixelfed

    Reddit > Lemmy

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