Once they're cooked

presumably for people who set up automatic bill pay then forgot about it for 15 years.

SHIT!

Prostate cancer is a pretty hard sell.

The call it Xine

Everything is wide enough for a billboard of you're brave enough.

That's right. I was someone who fell into the "they're red tories" trap during the Blair years. We were spoilt and didn't know how good we had it.

No, he said 'disk'.

They shafted that notoriety by imposing the highest tax burden since the Black Death.

He don't love pandas.

"Using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you."

• An otter

Putting these figures into a prediction with tactical voting percentages has the Lib Dems forming the opposition. Pretty wild.

Oh boy

Complete with jap's eye.

Tap on his face 27 times.

I second this, fuck right off.

Can you elaborate on where the stew is going?

Stopping at Vista was a good call.

That you think is still alive.

He said "sets". I assume that in gym parlance that's how you ask how many more repititions they are going to do before they leave it free. Whenever I've been in a gym I just wait until they fuck off.