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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him] @hexbear.net

2y ago

Todd is the light of life itself

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/starfield-todd-howard-interview

36 comments

this dude is so horny for todd
Here's the writer's motivation/reasoning:
Link
- I too want to have sex with todd howard
Todd Howard does his own stunts. Every time something in a bethesda game gets hit too hard and launched to the moon, we must remember that this was only possible because they mocap'd Todd being shot out of a comically large cannon.
Does this mean that Todd Howard is also a ranking member in a murderous cult?
- Todd Howard is a member of the Black Hand, yes.
  
  Todd Howard responsible for WW1 confirmed.
bro do you want to fuck todd howard
- Yes
the early noughties
I involuntarily headbutted my monitor out of sheer primal spite
- Clearly he wants to get very Noughty with Todd.
- ok, but how are we supposed to refer to 2000-2009
  
  I vote for the "9/11-ties".
  
  "Two-thousands"
  
  Trick question, we should never refer to them
  
  I use oughts sometimes, or 00s
  
  has anyone thought to call them "the double-Os" yet. there's at least two zeroes in every year
  
  the Twenny Hunnerds, when Limp Bizkit had its fingers on the pulse of a nation.
Some call Todd Howard the Will Menaker of video games. I don't know what the fuck that would mean.
- Does this make Matt Micheal Kirkbride?
Yeah, he's definitely going to paywall mods this time. : |
- They would be absolute fools to do that.
  How many times has Skyrim been repackaged and resold now? That is only possible because of the mod community keeping it alive. They would have lost so many re-sales otherwise.
I want to fuck the toddfather

36 comments