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The state of Bing News

Breaking news is either some useless nonsense like this, or that China is about to collapse, or that China is doing too good and must chill so that the Western economy survives

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  • "An AI image of Russian president Vladimir Putin has been circulating online recently where he is depicted drinking Ukrainian children's blood. Many have denounced the image as dehumanizing, but it has made some ask the question "If it's so easy to believe Russians drink the blood of children, what does that say about Russians?"

    That was a question posed by second generation Ukrainian-Canadian Miroslav, who requested we keep his last name private due to what he referred to as "anti Ukrainian nationalism slanders" against his grandfather. We have been independently informed he was known as "Miroslav the Jew Hunter" during the second world war.

    We asked Miroslav for a comment on his grandfather's history. "Maybe my beloved grandpa did some unsavory things. But he loved Ukraine. He hated communism and I hate communists too. I see nothing wrong with his beliefs.""

    [NY Post my DMs are open. Or Bing]

  • A couple of days ago, it was an article about "what it means when your car needs blinker fluid."

  • I read that headline in mike stoklasa "IT BROKE NEW GROUND" voice