Garulefield
There is actually a logical explanation apparently!
https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1985/09/01
Didn't think I'd read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon's toes today, but here we are.
SHuP
I'm sorry Jon.
If you squint at it the switch says "cuck".
Busted
NO. FEET. PICS.
Freakfield
My cat did this. Turns out he has a sodium deficiency.