59 2 ReplyI'm really tempted to send that to a friend who will hate it a lot. I'm going to spend all day debating whether or not to do it.
38 1 ReplyDo it! Lol
17 0 ReplyI love both The Muppets and sick humor and don't know what to do with this, either.
11 0 ReplyDo it
7 0 ReplyAre you really their friend if they don't see opening your messages as a game of psychological russian roulette?
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Jesus that's bleak
25 0 ReplyIs this more or less fucked up than the more likely reality of a frog and a pig just not being able to have children? 🤔
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Because Kermit is already tired of her pork opines?
19 0 Replypork opines?
Wrong Muppet.
14 1 ReplyI should have known
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Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.
14 0 ReplyChicharrónes are fried pork belly skin, no? Wouldn't it be Cerda?
7 0 ReplyI said chicharrón, I meant chicarrón.
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Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.
Fraulein Frankfurter.
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First of all, it's hard to pronounce if you don't speak French. Second of all, it sounds bad if you do speak French. And lastly, it's WAY less cute. It actually genuinely sounds disgusting now.
Downvote me. I don't even care anymore.
14 0 ReplyHow about "Mam'zelle Truie"?
3 0 ReplyGoogle Translate didn't help in telling me what language that is. It told me it was Polish, and the "translation" to English is completely unchanged.
So... idk it seems like a better option.
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this post sounds like the setup to a joke but there's no punchline
12 0 ReplyNo, I mean it. She loves French. She always calls herself 'moi' and calls other people 'vous.'
8 1 ReplyBecause while she likes to sound French, she doesn't actually know French.
14 0 ReplyThat's about the extent of her French, though.
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mademoiselle cochese
8 0 ReplyIt would be Mademoiselle Truie in fact…
2 1 ReplyI mean, Mademoiselle Cochonne would be her own special kind of lady.
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