The Onion @midwest.social Nero @sopuli.xyz 5 mo. ago

Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast

reductress.com Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast

A new study out of Yale University that will certainly have ramifications for felines across the globe confirms that midnight is the perfect time for your cat to do 14 laps of your bedroom really, really fast, especially if you are asleep. “It’s important for a domestic cat to get a certain

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Fun fact : cats are ~~corpuscular~~ crepuscular. They are most active at dawn and dusk.

Their high energy time is our low energy time.
- not to be that guy, but it's crepuscular. My cat is also corpuscular (quite fat), but that's on me.
  
  Good catch. I'll correct the above.
- and we keep waking them up for cuddles during their nap time so they keep waking us up for zoomies during our nap time
  
  Cats are light sleepers and wake eachother up all the time. They don't mind it as much as humans do. Though to be fair, the natural rythm of humans is to wake up once in the middle of the night and then continue sleeping.
I've always wondered how an 8 pound animal can sound like an 1,800 pound animal when running their midnight laps.
- Anti matter, that's also what destroyed the Egyptians, the cats were playing around with it and lost control.
  
  I fucking knew it...
I like cats
Also humans with ADHD
- I'm never sure if the 3am zoomies are my roommate or the cat.
banging the feeder with their hands

Where I'm from, cats have paws. (Also, I opt out of AI images showing human-handed cats, don't you dare)
- You didn't say non-AI

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