You see I am a half-human half-elf with demon blood who lives in the outskirts of the elfwood, i studied ancient magic from the lost city of erm and recently returned from retro tokyo where i was trained in the sacred art of kendo and...if i show up to your D&D session, please run away
out here living in the Relatively Unpleasant Forest, which actually isn't as bad as it sounds. Quiet place, rent's cheap
I'm at Unlantis. Stop dumping shit into the ocean.
wild to me that we don't have a car battery emote.
If you look closely, it's just a slightly malformed Eurasia.
The Crap Lands
This speaks to me
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I'm ashamed to admit that my conworld looks way too close to this for my own comfort, albeit with fewer stereotypes and fantasy tropes. Which is to say that all the actually interesting worldbuilding is in the eastern two-thirds of the world, whereas I just sort of phoned in the countries of the western third to consist of not-Intermarium, not-Britain, not-Ireland, and not-America.
find me at the mountains of muscles doing muscle shit
Hey I've seen this bit before! (source on this version)
Compare and contrast.
suckmarsh
Even then, this is just a copy of The Auld World from Warhammer
Me in the Robbin' WoodsI'll take the Icecastle of the Necrolord. Everyone is welcome here as long as they pass (well, fail) the lib test
Hey, it's a map of Azeroth from World of Warcraft!
Specifically, Kalimdor
Oh hey it's Midland (Europe) from Berserk
You may be in her DMs, but I'm in the Cold Sea venturing to defeat the Necrolord in his Ice Castle.
Boozy bay is a decent place to live
Kik-Shin Monastery
Looking nervously at the map of Unicorn Overlord
“The rude stone”
Dear God, the resolution! Took me almost a full minute to load! It's glorious!
man i wish more fantasy had & dealt with steppe folks. the game of thrones version sucked, Elder Scrolls has none, Lord of the Rings only has them obliquely mentioned
Ashlanders in Morrowind are closest you can get in games, having similar aesthetics, though with differences because Vvardenfell. In lore, Bjoulsae Breton tribes are horse nomads. And of course Alik'r though those are Bedouins rather than Mongols. Also there are some on Yokuda i think.
All playable in Elder Kings and EK2 mods for Crusader Kings 2 and 3, though idk how many custom mechanics they have, probably way more in CK2 version since that one had nomad DLC while in CK3 nomads are barebons tribals while the game currently is due for huge DLC byzaboos appeasment.i think the Ashlanders are nearer Bedouin too, desert nomadism is similar economically but don't scratch the same itch for big horse-archer society
And when they do, it would be nice if they had more going on than being the "Nongols" and actually showcased the depth and breadth of steppe cultures instead of treating them all like Ghengis Khan.
I'm in Druiddos trading booty for violence (it's consensual)(I'm a masochist)
I'm in the Bloody Great Big Swamp.
My job is to figure out if it's a Bloody Great Big Swamp or a Bloody Great Big Swamp.
Is this just the Lord of the eings map or did someone put actual effort into this something thats ment to be generic?
I'm in the sub-sub-sub-sub-urbs* of ZhZhZh**, trying to perfect my pronounciation and never hear about the rest of Generica. I'm also a dwarf and i'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole***.
*It's pretty much deeper than the main urbs, and no, it don't include lawns, unless we count mushrooms
**It's actually pronounced zH!zH!zH!, sorta between loud snoring and sounds of exertion during digging one hole too many
***This is as far as i am willing to go, if i hear one more hey ho hey ho, it's axe time.I'm the Necrolord, because I've been trying to change my name and official gender to Necrolady, but the fucking wizards of the bureu of gender affairs are fucking me over because I'm "Evil". Fucking unbelievable, I'll invade and freeze the whole country over for this!
I'm in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks
Look,ladz, dey's got a playse fu' us orc-y types! I's gonna stay der til da time when we's gotz to slog it out wiv da hoomies and shorties and whatzits
Giant Swamp 100%.
I'm secretly living in the basement of the Abbey of St Whatever and they think it's haunted and that i'm a demon and i'm playing that up to steal more food
