hmm, how many rerolls we think we got in this sucker?
: You wake up in a-: You wake up in a-: You wake up in a-
Someone get Fetterman a Cybertruck (it has poor visibility and no crumble zones)
oh it has crumble zones, but it takes a few years for oxidation to make them functional
I hope he dies
That's a senator?
Yes, in his election he ran against Dr.Oz the TV doctor
one of the funniest/most cursed elections recently
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The funniest turn of events the universe could give us is that a second bonk to the head turns him into the most hardcore Maoist
What if he gets even more mask off by calling it a genocide, but still supporting it
Too busy thinking about his side chick, Israel.
He's going to grow a Hitler mustache
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
:fetterman: So, since I didn't die again, does that mean I have to get even more fasc? 'Cause, y'know, damn..."
Die in jorts, fucko
Too bad the crash wasn't 100 mph into an old school telephone pole
he was a zionist the entire time, people just ignored it before
And it's like, even though I knew, I didn't think he was that zionist, you know?
How many non Zionists are in Congress? 5?
5… hundred thirty-ish
It was like being a posadist back then. Doesn't matter to anyone until the aliens show up talking about "we are here for the water and gold"
imagine if he had another stroke during his next public appearance
But this one turns him into
But then he gets bonked in the head with a big funny clown hammer and he becomes a twitter radlib.
In the way that he's a moldering in his grave?
The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.
When the car in front of you has a "Free Palestine" bumper sticker
Might as well put a maxed out massage gun onto his bald head and see what happens
I'd do Bautista first. He's a fine actor and probably a better person than this guy, but the wrinkles on his head really bother me.
mr redditman your fired sir
bonks in Tf2 scout
Keep on
My God the back pain I would 'suffer' if a Senator crashed into me
Have you ever read Interface by Neal Stephenson?
In the good universe this man holds the UFC heavyweight belt for 8 years straight
Bulworth (1998)
There's a John Waters movie called "A Dirty Shame" where people get hit on the head and it reveals a weird fetish
