Mystery as Russian judge dies after falling from window

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It’s almost a joke at this point

Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.

Is there a word for a form of government that rules entirely by throwing people out of windows?

Maybe “defenestrarchy”?

Defenestratiosis is a serious healthcare problem in Russia.

Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.

Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.

Get Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. on it ASAP!

ChatGPT has the explanation:

Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?

The question of why Russians keep falling out of windows has sparked curiosity and concern. While it may seem like a peculiar phenomenon, there are several factors that contribute to this trend.

Criticism and Consequences

According to online forums and discussions, many Russians who have fallen out of windows have been critical of the government or have spoken out against certain policies. This raises questions about the potential connection between criticism and the likelihood of falling out of windows.

Construction and Climate

Another factor that may contribute to the prevalence of window falls is the construction quality and climate in Russia. The country’s harsh winters and shoddy building techniques can make windows prone to breaking or malfunctioning, increasing the risk of accidents.

Lack of Awareness and Stereotypes

Some people may view Russians who fall out of windows as prominent or significant figures, while others may not even be aware of their existence. This lack of awareness and the perpetuation of stereotypes can contribute to the widespread phenomenon.

Conclusion

In conclusion, the reasons behind Russians falling out of windows are complex and multifaceted. While criticism and consequences may play a role, construction quality and climate also contribute to the trend. It is essential to approach this phenomenon with sensitivity and understanding, avoiding stereotypes and stigmatization.

This happens more than usual in Russia. I wonder if Putin is concerned.

This is why they say regulations are written in blood. Russia really needs to get on top of its building codes.

Oooo I love mysteries! I wonder how she fell

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Dem russian windows are so fucking dangerous, so many important people keep falling from them. Why won't daddy puttin save them?

Wanted to show the new interns how safe the windows are by running full speed at them

Did it ever happen that the same person accidentally fell out of the window multiple times in a row until they got it right?

They need to get a new trick.

Classic russia

Why is it a mystery? This has been their go-to MO for a while now.

Two possibilities. The one everyone is memeing on is that the Russian government did it.

The other is that it was a non-Governmental murder, but authorities are less likely to investigate it out fear of Putin.

Mystery…. Riiiight.

Defenestration: Russian passtime.

Defenestration is an at an all-time high in Russia!

Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode... WRONG.

That window maker sucks

And that window's name... Albert Eintwobulletsinthebackoftheheadstein.

You must be joking!

Has Russia run out of radioactive material?

It's a calling card