If I had to compare my face to these two, it definitely looks more like the first one, but I still find this meme hilarious because of how earnest the fried guy looks and how ridiculously stupid the attractive guy is for starting with confidence for his advice for that dude.
Being attractive is an exaggerated positive. I know this Indian guy who is 5'2, balding, chubby, and works in tech support and he slays in life all the time because he is downright hilarious. He has this immensely funny personality and is naturally charming. I've literally seen him steal girls from guys who were better looking than him in every single way. Life is mostly about your personality and how you can utilize it.
Oh yes, I totally agree. I just love this meme for the extreme nature of it. If anything, I would have to argue that attractive people are generally lower quality humans, because they can coast on their looks. I know I'm hot, but I consider it the least interesting thing about me. There's very little I can do to control the way I look, but there's an awful lot I can to do be a helpful, useful, and generally enjoyable person.