1y ago

Happy Father's Day.

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Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
From your most photogenic swimmer.
- "Damn, look at the tail on that one!"
- Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
  
  Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. "Happy Father's Day from your most attractive (to Mom's egg) swimmer"
- Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don't have the genetics they think they do...
For the cheap and lazy.
Not an expert but I don’t think it’s as simple as “fastest swimmer”.
- And people forget that we're also the egg.
  
  The egg is actually the major part of it (mitochondria?)
  
  No no, people don't forget the egg, it's just that the egg is just a bloody smear without the magic serum.
- The one that happened to show up when the mob made an opening*
- Thr ovulo selects the sperm and open the door for it.
Actually, the fastest swimmer bangs his head on the egg's shell and gets none.
- Second sperm gets the yolk
"You came for me, Dad."
FLazy: Father's Day/Date Sun, Jun 16, 2024 for the USA.
You've still got like 2 weeks for the people who care.
- Seriously, why did OP post this two weeks ahead of time
  
  Because outside of the US, Father's day is in 4 days :)
  
  Poster-sized prints take a while.
  Just kidding, the idea of sending this to one’s own father is rather repulsive. Guess some of y’all are weirdos though and that’s cool :)
It’s a real joke of a card when you’re forced to hand it off to the man you’ve been told to call “dad” throughout life, knowing good and well he did NOT make any part of you.
- Why did you write this here?
  
  Why did you bother reading it here?
- Oh I feel this comment, after watching my Wife's mother do the same thing to her all her life.
  "Say hi to your new Dad!"
- Your dad doesn't have to be biologically related to you to be your dad. Hell, plenty of ones that are aren't dads in any other sense. What matters if he was a good or shitty dad, not biology.
  
  The card is about BIOLOGICAL fathers. If your dad’s gametes didn’t make you, then you might want to choose a different card.
Yeah my mom was my dad for all but the first 3 years. My dad decided early he wanted another setup, so took off and got one. So somewhere out there i have a half brother and sister and all their resultant kin. We dont communicate
- Thought you were saying your mom was trans at first.
Read this a fascist swimmer and imo that is a much funnier card I'd wanna buy.

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