Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears In Video To Express Full-Fledged Approval Of OpenAI
Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Appears In Video To Express Full-Fledged Approval Of OpenAI
SAN FRANCISCO—In response to allegations that the artificial intelligence research organization used the actress’s voice without consent, a jerky, seven-fingered Scarlett Johansson appeared in a video Thursday to express her full-fledged approval of OpenAI. “It is me, Scar Johnson, to express to the...
She's so relatable. Especially the part where she said "ERROR ERROR ERROR". Who hasn't had a morning like that?
94 0 ReplyYeah, I know what you mean, I too feel that I'm sorry but as a AI language model, I am not allowed to respond to your comment.
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34 1 ReplyOh Fry, I love you more than the moon, and the stars, and
POETIC IMAGE 37 NOT FOUND
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"At press time, an approving Johansson morphed into the banister she placed her hand on."
82 0 ReplyI would love to see someone actually make the video this describes.
36 0 ReplyConsidering that her husband's on SNL, ot could happen.
16 0 Replywho is her husband?
Actually... I am kinda proud I don't know who it is so maybe forget I asked.
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I hate how long it took me to realize this was an Onion article.
35 0 Replyalways read the community name
I've had a couple of 'wtf' moments as well. I learnt to read headline first, then check the community.
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I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation for all of this strange behavior from ScarJo.
... The explanation being her movie "Under The Skin" is in fact, a documentary, and Academy Award nominated actress Scarlett Johansson wasn't acting: She is actually an alien creature wearing human skin sent to Earth from Scotland to collect information on human behavior.
26 1 ReplyDo you two go to the same meetings? Because I'm suspicious about how you know about this. Plus you're both big Hollywood celebrities.
12 0 ReplyIt's common knowledge. There is this other famous one who isn't even trying to hide at this point and calls himself "Zark MuckerBorg" or something.
Like, can you be any more obvious?
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XKCDPenny Arcade15 0 ReplyHoly shit Penny Arcade looks very different nowadays. I haven’t seen a comic from them in probably a decade.
10 0 ReplyThere was one recently where they talked about the strip having taken on a life of its own, and nothing they had done so far had managed to kill it.
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Didn't realize this was an Onion article at first. Figured it was someone trying to make an AI bad point.
14 0 Replyas always, humans do it better
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This is gold, Onion article of the Year 🤣
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