You call yourself an apex predator but look like this?

Y'know, if we can get a 60kg wolf down to a 3kg chihuahua, it's not completely unreasonable to think we could get the 135kg animal down to a very manageable 7kg

That's a big dog

weapons-grade wombat

If bears want to be taken seriously, explain the little round ears on the top of their head.

I can tactically own the bear epic style in a kinetic situation. Easy.